Wifely Poems - Poems about Wifely

...While attempting going to sleep after midnight... December 27th, 2023, the missus pounded mine posterior (she played paddywhack on me blimey buttucks) not only causing contusion, but flayin......Read the rest...

...Apoplectic curmudgeon fumbles... Jumpstarting outstanding undertaking... bringing jouncy, spectacularly crafted, nuanced, zesty, noteworthy, creatively spirited enlightened written poem. Thi......Read the rest...

...I can hear those whiskers dancing the kitty cat said. You can’t stated her husband. It’s all in your head. Now I see them too she said. Come here Ed! He said “That’s enough of that. Bring me some ......Read the rest...

...The missus pounded mine posterior... causing percussive rumpus to vibrate like jelly Me experienced quite disruptive sleep (quite early in the morning of November 10th 2022 - no shut eye co......Read the rest...

...Inapropos trois faux pas jokingly blurted out... yesterday August 30th, 2022. The following fictitious account predicated upon words spilling out me mouth before taking time to think through......Read the rest...

...Nothing boot toe till rot and duff feet... concerning yours truly poor righteous leftist sole. Great way to begin the new year mine little feet about size nine wear sneakers acquired At Ian'......Read the rest...

...The missus pounded mine posterior... causing percussive rumpus Meanwhile good n plenty vibrations resonated felt and heard round the world wide web (strongest quaking sensations occurred upon ......Read the rest...

...(alternately titled: tongue in cheek humor cuz the following hyperbole from this pencil necked baby boomer without intent to badmouth, nor start unfounded rumor, who chalks, i.e. attributes gobb......Read the rest...

...A commoner King usurps the crown Marries a blueblood of royal renown Drunk as can be, in an imperial mood Orders the Queen to appear stark nude Before his commoner friends, no less She ......Read the rest...

...Nothing boot toe till rot and duff feet... Attempting nightly ritual nsync with sole and instep of beat January second 21:08 two thousand twenty footwear equipped with custom made cleat p......Read the rest...

...Dress properly Behave womanly Walk nicely Straight and not crooked Eat wifely But never too much Thin ones are always preferred Laugh courteously Don't laugh out loud How dare you speak so m......Read the rest...

...Schwenksville, Pennsylvania Earthdate/starttime: 11/04/19 01:10:26 AM Earthdate/endtime: 11/04/19 02:55:46 AM Poetic snapshot regarding immediate actual, physical, spatial... environment perti......Read the rest...

...She saw her husband hold a woman tight. Began plotting his death with adamsite. Rage dissipated and became more light When his cousin came to spend the night For it was the woman she had seen ......Read the rest...

...Last Saturday it’s to the pub, and walk inside the public bar, where I met up with Tommy Judd, who is at time’s a chump galah. Tom was looking smart and slick, in a custom tailored outfit. T......Read the rest...

...A curvy mermaid once spotted me Fast asleep 'neath the shade of a tree -- She cried, I grant you a wish I'm a genie, not a fish -- Said I, Wow, genie, please marry me... You should be ca......Read the rest...