Weiner Poems - Poems about Weiner

...The wiener mobile should be here at eleven I said. My straight man principal’s blue eyes went up into his head They will love it, I reassured him, and all students will be fed. This happy day was ......Read the rest...

...FICTIONAL BIO: The missus asked me (hitherto known as her bozo) just mere moments ago to craft humorous poem to glow nsync with the shiny nose of Rudolph keeping syncopated metrical flow thu......Read the rest...

...To Kill a Wild Rabbit - FICTION The small winding valley was cold and dank. Nothing stirred as darkness descended quickly. Dusk brought an ominous cloud of evil fog that, like a black s......Read the rest...

...Mitchamaboola a trolling woman with a mean demeanor Was losing her eyesight, according to her tattling dog, Weiner. He told everyone he knew and some he did not even know. She never knew who it wa......Read the rest...

...Three weiner puppies in the buggy north of Street McAntix Popping, licking, rolling, snorting, growling and playing in bantics Their proud little girl owner pushing them happily, loving their antic......Read the rest...

... One day cat ran off with my pork wiener, now, usually I am no whiner; and I love my cat divine, always in my heart will twine; but, gosh darn, there was no wiener finer! _____......Read the rest...

...George Foreman is a friend of mine, Of many times we chill. Times together that we dine, But not the man that you assign, For George, he is a grill. Of grills, he is the number one, Which hel......Read the rest...

...Transmit transpire anti social copious methods of blank balled fissures of disastrous mistruths on the border of hell raiser dispatch piss filled like rats on a stinking/sinking ship, inbred senate c......Read the rest...

...My somewhat outsize ears and longish neck (I swear exist, which contrary to popular myth never seen by living persons) support this egg shaped (fried or scrambled some might argue) head. A m......Read the rest...

...Queen Hillary's election to the presidency seems a foregone conclusion, Brought about by back-room deals, magical tricks and considerable illusion. I thought I'd offer suggestions for her cabinet o......Read the rest...

...Hey boy it's the 4th come over & hang We can celebrate go out with a bang! We can keep it casual just us two CUZ baby you light my sparklers fuze! I got ice cold beer in the freezer All I......Read the rest...

...A candidate for mayor Has been sexting with a stranger. In cyberspace, his nom de plume Is, get this, Carlos Danger! He once got caught and lost his job And promised to reform, But lying, to a polit......Read the rest...

...Those Obnoxious Facebook Game Requests By Elton Camp Anthony’s weiner I’d nearly as soon see As your game request number thirty-three You sent another as you’ve done before And once again, I fully......Read the rest...

...good ol' gibbs good ol’ staff sergeant calvin gibbs (whose dick just wasn’t big enough at home, who couldn’t make it bigger with a big truck or a large stereo like the other boys), tried to compensa......Read the rest...

...We Are Who We Are We are the HFB All my crazy and loving friends and me, Everyday I try to relax and chill And share my day and chat with Jill, When I’m really down and feeling lowly My best ......Read the rest...