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Weiner Poems - Poems about Weiner

Premium Member Weiner Mobile to School
...The wiener mobile should be here at eleven I said. My straight man principal’s blue eyes went up into his head They will love it, I reassured him, and all students will be fed. This happy day was ......

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Categories: weiner, fun,
Form: Rhyme
FICTIONAL BIO:
...FICTIONAL BIO: The missus asked me (hitherto known as her bozo) just mere moments ago to craft humorous poem to glow nsync with the shiny nose of Rudolph keeping syncopated metrical flow thu......

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Categories: weiner, adventure, allegory, courage, cute,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member A Halloween Tale 2 - Potd
...To Kill a Wild Rabbit - FICTION The small winding valley was cold and dank. Nothing stirred as darkness descended quickly. Dusk brought an ominous cloud of evil fog that, like a black s......

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Categories: weiner, abuse, anger, betrayal, bullying,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Mitchamaboola Never Suspected Weiner
...Mitchamaboola a trolling woman with a mean demeanor Was losing her eyesight, according to her tattling dog, Weiner. He told everyone he knew and some he did not even know. She never knew who it wa......

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Categories: weiner, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Proud Puppy Owner
...Three weiner puppies in the buggy north of Street McAntix Popping, licking, rolling, snorting, growling and playing in bantics Their proud little girl owner pushing them happily, loving their antic......

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Categories: weiner, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Monorhyme



Premium Member The Weiner
... One day cat ran off with my pork wiener, now, usually I am no whiner; and I love my cat divine, always in my heart will twine; but, gosh darn, there was no wiener finer! _____......

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Categories: weiner, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member My Friend George
...George Foreman is a friend of mine, Of many times we chill. Times together that we dine, But not the man that you assign, For George, he is a grill. Of grills, he is the number one, Which hel......

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Categories: weiner, food, fun, funny, giggle,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Oz Redundant
...Transmit transpire anti social copious methods of blank balled fissures of disastrous mistruths on the border of hell raiser dispatch piss filled like rats on a stinking/sinking ship, inbred senate c......

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Categories: weiner, absence, abuse, betrayal, conflict,
Form: Prose
High Purr Billy Biography Sketch Back
...My somewhat outsize ears and longish neck (I swear exist, which contrary to popular myth never seen by living persons) support this egg shaped (fried or scrambled some might argue) head. A m......

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Categories: weiner, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Premium Member Suggestions For Hillary's Cabinet Officers
...Queen Hillary's election to the presidency seems a foregone conclusion, Brought about by back-room deals, magical tricks and considerable illusion. I thought I'd offer suggestions for her cabinet o......

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Categories: weiner, humorous, political,
Form: Rhyme
Out With a Bang Adult
...Hey boy it's the 4th come over & hang We can celebrate go out with a bang! We can keep it casual just us two CUZ baby you light my sparklers fuze! I got ice cold beer in the freezer All I......

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Categories: weiner, sexy,
Form: Rhyme
Adios, Carlos
...A candidate for mayor Has been sexting with a stranger. In cyberspace, his nom de plume Is, get this, Carlos Danger! He once got caught and lost his job And promised to reform, But lying, to a polit......

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Categories: weiner, humorous, political,
Form: Rhyme
Those Obnoxious Facebook Game Requests
...Those Obnoxious Facebook Game Requests By Elton Camp Anthony’s weiner I’d nearly as soon see As your game request number thirty-three You sent another as you’ve done before And once again, I fully......

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Categories: weiner, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Good Ol Gibbs
...good ol' gibbs good ol’ staff sergeant calvin gibbs (whose dick just wasn’t big enough at home, who couldn’t make it bigger with a big truck or a large stereo like the other boys), tried to compensa......

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Categories: weiner, life,
Form: Free verse
Hallmark Fan Brigade
...We Are Who We Are We are the HFB All my crazy and loving friends and me, Everyday I try to relax and chill And share my day and chat with Jill, When I’m really down and feeling lowly My best ......

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Categories: weiner, funny, people, me, books,
Form: Rhyme

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