Short Weiner Poems
Short Weiner Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Weiner by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Weiner by length and keyword.
Did They Advertise
Did Oscar Mayer
advertise since the Weiner
twitter scandal broke?...
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Categories:
weiner, business, food, funny, people, political, satire,
Form:
Senryu
A Lie Or Not
if George Washington
never told a lie, neither has
Anthony Weiner...
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Categories:
weiner, fantasy, funny, introspection, people, philosophy, political, satire
Form:
Senryu
Proud Puppy Owner
Three weiner puppies in the buggy north of Street McAntix
Popping, licking, rolling, snorting, growling and playing in bantics
Their proud little girl owner pushing them happily, loving their antics...
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Categories:
weiner, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th
Form:
Monorhyme
Congressional Expose'
There once was a congressman named Weiner
Suspected of exposing his 'wiener'
Of course he claimed no knowledge
Oh yeah! Claimed girl in college
He could be charged with a misdemeanor
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved...
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Categories:
weiner, funny
Form:
Limerick
The Weiner
One day cat ran off with my pork wiener,
now, usually I am no whiner;
and I love my cat divine,
always in my heart will twine;
but, gosh darn, there was no wiener finer!
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February 21, 2023 (repost)
Poetry/Limerick/The Weiner
Copyright Protected, ID 1526-946-21
All Rights Reserved, 2023, Constance La France...
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Categories:
weiner, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Ode--Or What's Owed--To Men
Shots served by Anthony’s Weiner
Are wrong and reflect bad demeanor
These tweets indiscrete
His wife Uma did cheat
And she'll take him to the cleaner
Author's note: My wife and I were talking about the fact that the congressman needs to feel
as though he is loved by many women. This is likely because he suffers from low self
esteem. A problem from childhood that was never addressed--just undressed....
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Categories:
weiner, funnywife,
Form:
Limerick
Adios, Carlos
A candidate for mayor
Has been sexting with a stranger.
In cyberspace, his nom de plume
Is, get this, Carlos Danger!
He once got caught and lost his job
And promised to reform,
But lying, to a politician,
Seems to be the norm.
So Weiner (yes, that is his name!)
Continues to campaign,
Although from sending pen**-pictures,
He cannot abstain.
Though every single candidate
Must have his share of flaws,
I think New Yorkers need a mayor
Who won’t drop his drawers!...
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Categories:
weiner, humorous, political,
Form:
Rhyme
Chocolate
Chocolate
By Jeff Weiner
Chocolate, so smooth and melting on the tongue
Sweet and savory aroma,
Dark or light it satisfies
Calming, pleasing, Orgasmic at times,
Smelling it in memory
You get this sense now,
The taste is on your buds
Must have it some how,
Hot in a drink
Maybe in a bar,
Any way it comes
Where are the keys to the car,
AAHHH this plaesure is had
Smiling oh so wide,
Thinking about the next time
And the ways not yet tried,
MMM, CHOCOLATE, I WANT SOME NOW...
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Categories:
weiner, food
Form:
I do not know?