Adios, Carlos

A candidate for mayor Has been sexting with a stranger. In cyberspace, his nom de plume Is, get this, Carlos Danger! He once got caught and lost his job And promised to reform, But lying, to a politician, Seems to be the norm. So Weiner (yes, that is his name!) Continues to campaign, Although from sending pen**-pictures, He cannot abstain. Though every single candidate Must have his share of flaws, I think New Yorkers need a mayor Who won’t drop his drawers!