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My cat stealing food by funkyatelier on DeviantArt

One day cat ran off with my pork wiener, now, usually I am no whiner; and I love my cat divine, always in my heart will twine; but, gosh darn, there was no wiener finer! ________________________ February 21, 2023 (repost) Poetry/Limerick/The Weiner Copyright Protected, ID 1526-946-21 All Rights Reserved, 2023, Constance La France

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Dave Cox

Date: 2/26/2023 1:47:00 PM

This made me chuckle. Take care Dave.

Constance La France
Date: 2/26/2023 1:48:00 PM

Dave, thank you for the visit and chuckle, blessings, Constance

Brian Sambourne

Date: 2/25/2023 9:36:00 PM

Funny + delightful. A savoury wiener lost is a regretful loss indeed. A grand limerick. The cat's meow! Best wishes, Brian

Constance La France
Date: 2/26/2023 1:49:00 PM

Brian, thank you so much for the compliment, and comment, yes, have to watch the little food thief, blessings, Constance

Robert James Liguori

Date: 2/23/2023 9:18:00 PM

I love it! Very funny!!!

Constance La France
Date: 2/24/2023 12:34:00 PM

Robert, thanks so much for the visit and compliment, blessings, Constance

Harry Horsman

Date: 2/22/2023 10:29:00 PM

Best your cat, 'Takes time out' Constance. Great Limerick, Love it.

Constance La France
Date: 2/23/2023 8:47:00 AM

Harry, thank you for the compliment and comment, blessings, Constance

James Peranteau

Date: 2/22/2023 2:55:00 PM

Does Frosty know that you are not being the talebearer dear poet, yet the; teller uv tails ;)..adorable write jacqueline...much love, james

Constance La France
Date: 2/23/2023 8:48:00 AM

James, thank you for the visit and comment, blessings, Constance

Joe Maverick

Date: 2/22/2023 1:23:00 PM

So awhile till your next wine; and dine Constance, constantly well represented By your litrature quite fine, in lines i find' Pleased I stopped here tonight.'

Constance La France
Date: 2/23/2023 8:49:00 AM

Joe, thank you so much for the comment, blessings, Constance

Joanna Daniel

Date: 2/22/2023 3:34:00 AM

Hahaha, funny one, Constance:)

Constance La France
Date: 2/22/2023 10:09:00 AM

Jo, thank you so much for the visit and comment, blessings, Constance

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 2/21/2023 6:01:00 PM

LOL…hands off, Kitty!

Constance La France
Date: 2/22/2023 10:10:00 AM

Kim, thanks so much for the comment, blessings, Constanc

Sara Kendrick

Date: 2/21/2023 2:49:00 PM

Reads like a good contender for the contest to me. Way to go. Thanks for sharing and for dropping by my page. Sara

Constance La France
Date: 2/22/2023 10:11:00 AM

Sara, thank you so much for the encouragement and compliment, blessings, Constance

Fin Chuuk

Date: 2/21/2023 2:05:00 PM

Lol. Now that’s hilarious :) :)

Constance La France
Date: 2/21/2023 2:37:00 PM

Fin, thank you so much for the comment, you have no idea how hard it is for me to be funny as I am a serious writer, but I like this limerick a lot too, blessings, Constance