Joe B Wan-Kenobi
Joe thinks the sun's causing global warming
He'll block the sun's rays from ever forming
An idea so nifty
Undeniably thrifty
And Pelosi's cold heart needs some warming
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Frankly, I think one giant pair of sunglasses
for each hemisphere might be easier
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Categories:
wan, giggle, political, science, sun,
Form: Limerick
Sunday Funnies Iii
Obi-Wan Kenobi's lesser known brothers:
The womanizer, Don-Wan
Founder of the Puerto Rican Capitol, San-Wan
The divorce attorney, Nobody-Wan
The Chinese Food chef, Sesh-Wan
Inventor of plastic bottle caps, Scru-Wan
Designer of compact luggage, Stow-Wan
The lazy nomad, Bed-Wan
The eternal encourager, Go-Wan
The coupon-clipping twins, Buy-Wan Get-Wan
[Humor attribution: all humor by yours truly]
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Categories:
wan, brother, humor,
Form: Monorhyme
Wandering Writes Weigh Wan-Ton
wayward, wanting
winds
waiting without
weigh
weary woefull
wanderers
weaving weather
warfare
walking waters
wringing
whatever writing
with
whirlwind wonders
working
wrenching wrinkles
worthless
wrestling wrong
writes
well....for now
stan sand
writing...when
writs...wring
wrong
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Categories:
wan, analogy, computer, technology,
Form: Free verse
Tai Wan Rose Finch
Rose collector bird
shades of pink blossom bulbuls
Lovely crimson set
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYtZO94K_Lk)
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Categories:
wan, adventure, bird, nature,
Form: Senryu
Waxing a Wan Prophecy
Gaping open raw war exhales vapors
In the frigid gray stillness excavating
My souls for the unseen harvest
Reflected in the leaves desiccating
Through walls of fogs pale faces stare
And disappear like a random shiver
Like a slick violin string vibrating sad
-ness like a portent of a sickness open
-ing shaking thoughts of unknown frontiers
Full of four-dimensional forests and coasts
Where
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Categories:
wan, imagery, imagination, spiritual, visionary,
Form: Free verse
Prince Obi Wan
Prince Obi Wan is not a morning dog, you see —
He grumbles and he fusses, when awakened,
Just like me!
Wherever I am, You will find him there,
He is my flame through time,
That shall never fail,
With him, I have not one fear,
He howls his complaints,
When things do not quite go his way –
Yet even still, he is
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Categories:
wan, absence, dog, family, life,
Form: ABC
I Wan Yan
I don take my eye look every
mata
come conclude sey life no
make sense
to sense
those wey dey **** for house
no sabi
read even those wey dey
feed
the children na olodo
If person no know him
purpose for life
e no better sey him ask baba
wey dey
for up?
but wait make I ask
wetin I dey
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Categories:
wan, adventure
Form: Sedoka
Me Wan See
Oh, the wonders of China
Far different than those of Carolina.
"Me Wan See", I say to you
Land of the Orient, so vast and true.
Wonders that that land must hold
Are now for the brave and for the bold.
From Beijing
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Categories:
wan, adventure, hope, life, people,
Form: Rhyme
Obi-Wan Has Taught You Well
(Dedicated to Sir Alec Guinness who died August 5, 2000.)
You starred in Star wars as a Jedi knight.
Darth Vader killed you during your lightsaber fight.
People still love those Star wars films because they're fun.
It was genius when George Lucas cast you as Obi-Wan.
You returned as a ghost in episodes five and six.
Your contribution improved those
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Categories:
wan, death, sad, science fiction,
Form: Light Verse