Wan Poems - Poems about Wan

Joe thinks the sun's causing global warming He'll block the sun's rays from ever forming An idea so nifty Undeniably thrifty And Pelosi's cold heart needs some warming ____________________________________ Frankly, I think one giant pair of sunglasses for each hemisphere might be easier...

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Obi-Wan Kenobi's lesser known brothers: The womanizer, Don-Wan Founder of the Puerto Rican Capitol, San-Wan The divorce attorney, Nobody-Wan The Chinese Food chef, Sesh-Wan Inventor of plastic bottle caps, Scru-Wan Designer of compact luggage, Stow-Wan The lazy nomad, Bed-Wan The eternal encourager, Go-Wan The coupon-clipping twins, Buy-Wan Get-Wan [Humor attribution: all humor by yours truly]...

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wayward, wanting winds waiting without weigh weary woefull wanderers weaving weather warfare walking waters wringing whatever writing with whirlwind wonders working wrenching wrinkles worthless wrestling wrong writes well....for now stan sand writing...when writs...wring wrong...

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Rose collector bird shades of pink blossom bulbuls Lovely crimson set (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYtZO94K_Lk)...

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Gaping open raw war exhales vapors In the frigid gray stillness excavating My souls for the unseen harvest Reflected in the leaves desiccating Through walls of fogs pale faces stare And disappear like a random shiver Like a slick violin string vibrating sad -ness like a portent of a sickness open -ing shaking thoughts of unknown frontiers Full of four-dimensional forests and coasts Where...

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Prince Obi Wan is not a morning dog, you see — He grumbles and he fusses, when awakened, Just like me! Wherever I am, You will find him there, He is my flame through time, That shall never fail, With him, I have not one fear, He howls his complaints, When things do not quite go his way – Yet even still, he is...

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I don take my eye look every mata come conclude sey life no make sense to sense those wey dey **** for house no sabi read even those wey dey feed the children na olodo If person no know him purpose for life e no better sey him ask baba wey dey for up? but wait make I ask wetin I dey...

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Oh, the wonders of China Far different than those of Carolina. "Me Wan See", I say to you Land of the Orient, so vast and true. Wonders that that land must hold Are now for the brave and for the bold. From Beijing...

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(Dedicated to Sir Alec Guinness who died August 5, 2000.) You starred in Star wars as a Jedi knight. Darth Vader killed you during your lightsaber fight. People still love those Star wars films because they're fun. It was genius when George Lucas cast you as Obi-Wan. You returned as a ghost in episodes five and six. Your contribution improved those...

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