John Watt Poet Monorhyme

Sunday Funnies Iii

Obi-Wan Kenobi's lesser known brothers:

The womanizer, Don-Wan

Founder of the Puerto Rican Capitol, San-Wan

The divorce attorney, Nobody-Wan

The Chinese Food chef, Sesh-Wan

Inventor of plastic bottle caps, Scru-Wan

Designer of compact luggage, Stow-Wan

The lazy nomad, Bed-Wan

The eternal encourager, Go-Wan

The coupon-clipping twins, Buy-Wan Get-Wan


[Humor attribution: all humor by yours truly]

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Gershon Wolf November 16, 2022 at 7:15 PM I'll drink to this one, John -- a stiff mix of grape juice and seltzer! ~ Juan for the Road

Andrea Dietrich November 13, 2022 at 2:53 PM oh my, john. you know what? These are very much the same idea as footles, where the real joke is in the title. AWESOME

Terry Flood November 7, 2022 at 3:05 PM I hate it when you do these, John. It makes me wanna write some… and then my brain takes a vacation and I sit scratching my vacant cranium. Smart, fun offerings. Enjoyed muchly.

Michelle Faulkner November 6, 2022 at 9:17 PM These are all clever, but the coupon twins are double the fun! (guess it's not a stretch to add, the fun one - Fun Wan)

Harry Horsman November 6, 2022 at 8:36 PM Poetry comes in many forms, here is one amazing write, like a magnet, once attached to the first line, onward one read and absorbs a classic mono, and yes so clever and funny too. Harry

Ilene Bauer November 6, 2022 at 11:23 AM Ha! What a treat to read these, John! Thank you!

Susan Lawrence November 6, 2022 at 8:26 AM I am laughing ! Love this John ! So creative is your mind and wit !! Write on ! Love your poems. You are always surprising me ! Happy Sunday my friend . Blessings, Susan :)

Andrea Dietrich November 6, 2022 at 7:01 AM haha. LOVE these, John WAN! (That's how your name sounds in Spanish)

Joanna Daniel November 6, 2022 at 2:15 AM Wow! Brilliant and funny, a great combo, thanks for your love and support, John:)

Tom Cunningham November 6, 2022 at 1:37 AM Lol brilliant John, write a poem, Pen Wan, couldn't resist. Hope you're keeping well. Tom

Deb M November 6, 2022 at 1:17 AM Love love love this John! How very clever you are! Well done …..a great poem !! Debx