Vac Poems - Poems about Vac

Once Pawn a Time

...Once pawn a time...

About four plus weeks after
frazzling fiasco from friggin fraudsters
white knight still mourns swindled money
Lynne Costello Senior Civil Investigator
(assistant to Philade...

Mine Gerund Farming, Tilling, and Harvesting Illogical Weltanschauung

...Mine gerund farming, tilling, and harvesting illogical weltanschauung

Twas accursed destiny
since birth (maybe coded in
deoxyribonucleic acid  
since time immemorial) alas and alack
nascent em...

Running With Scissors

...The dangers of health and safety 
Cannot possibly be overstated
Because yesterday I tripped over 
A pile of paper H&S related 

It's a minefield of regulation
I've bought a tsunami plan 
And s...

Monsters In the Sky

...the sky erupts monsters
sky erupts monsters forming
erupts monsters forming wreaking
monsters forming wreaking havoc
forming wreaking havoc shattering
wreaking havoc shattering serenity
...

Trash In the Cup

...There is something amiss with that VACUUM CLEANER.
As if it didn't know, from floor to cup, the debris and dust must go.
It's ailing from something peculiar, but I don't know exactly what.         ...

Shadow Lies

...Shadow Lies
The dead must laugh at how silly we are
For most of us will soon join them
Due to being jabbed up with the vacc
To cure the world of the CCP Virus
And de-populate the planet for them...

Coined Up

...Coined Up
Maybe we will all be dead in 6 months
Due to being jabbed up with the vac
Which was to stop the CCP Virus
But it backfired due to the mushrooms
Which are a toxin and kill in many ways
...

Human's Stupidity

...Sea level rises... glaciers gradually melt
Global temperature is climbing the cliff.. Beware 
But hey, G H gases don't exist.. Global warming is a myth

Throw everywhere in the streets, plastic a...

Kirby's Convention

...The vac cleaner's union
          had an annual meet
Electrolux and Oreck,
          and a Bissell and such
And invited one old Kirby
          for a rare vacuum treat:
To talk, (tho' they ...

Vaccine

...Vaccine
Jolene do go and get the vaccine
For fear of becoming a has been
It won’t hurt a jot
But reaches the spot
Wear the badge “had my vac” like a ...

Hyundai Sonata Malfunctioning Brake Caliper Blues

...tweaked to pass inspection broadcast on the double
(alternately titled snafu: ma bell heave hubble
vehicular repairs (prohibitive)
finds me bleary eyed stupefied
and countenance grizzled with pri...

Hyundai Sonata Malfunctioning Brake Caliper Blues

...(alternately titled: ma bell heave hubble
vehicular repairs (prohibitive) 
finds me bleary eyed stupefied 
and countenance grizzled with prickly stubble 
collapsed amidst virtual rubble).

Best...

Verizon Router Won'T Connect To Internet Blues

...Verizon router won't connect to internet blues
(alternately titled: ma bell heave hubble
telecommunications gone south).

Best sung courtesy rotten dull liver:red worst
after words which, I gott...

Nosey Not Me But

...Well you know me
I’ve never been one to nosey
But I just happen to be stood by the window
Behind the net curtains
With a pair of binoculars in my hand
I heard a lot of noise from number 42
Acro...

Neighbors Grass-

...NEIGHBORS GRASS- 

I have a neighbor who’s a man’s man;
He has every tool; 
he needs in his garage and shed;
He has a lawn vac
A regular lawn mower
A leaf blower
A snow blower

He has a rid...

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