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Vac Poems - Poems about Vac

Once Pawn a Time
...Once pawn a time... About four plus weeks after frazzling fiasco from friggin fraudsters white knight still mourns swindled money Lynne Costello Senior Civil Investigator (assistant to Philade......

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Categories: vac, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Mine Gerund Farming, Tilling, and Harvesting Illogical Weltanschauung
...Mine gerund farming, tilling, and harvesting illogical weltanschauung Twas accursed destiny since birth (maybe coded in deoxyribonucleic acid since time immemorial) alas and alack nascent em......

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Categories: vac, 12th grade, 1st grade,
Form: Rhyme



Running With Scissors
...The dangers of health and safety Cannot possibly be overstated Because yesterday I tripped over A pile of paper H&S related It's a minefield of regulation I've bought a tsunami plan And s......

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Categories: vac, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Monsters In the Sky
...the sky erupts monsters sky erupts monsters forming erupts monsters forming wreaking monsters forming wreaking havoc forming wreaking havoc shattering wreaking havoc shattering serenity ......

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Categories: vac, dark, horror, nature, society,
Form: Concrete
Premium Member Trash In the Cup
...There is something amiss with that VACUUM CLEANER. As if it didn't know, from floor to cup, the debris and dust must go. It's ailing from something peculiar, but I don't know exactly what. ......

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Categories: vac, dedication, endurance,
Form: Narrative



Shadow Lies
...Shadow Lies The dead must laugh at how silly we are For most of us will soon join them Due to being jabbed up with the vacc To cure the world of the CCP Virus And de-populate the planet for them......

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Categories: vac, anger, angst, anxiety, death,
Form: Free verse
Coined Up
...Coined Up Maybe we will all be dead in 6 months Due to being jabbed up with the vac Which was to stop the CCP Virus But it backfired due to the mushrooms Which are a toxin and kill in many ways ......

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Categories: vac, anger, angst, anxiety, death,
Form: Free verse
Human's Stupidity
...Sea level rises... glaciers gradually melt Global temperature is climbing the cliff.. Beware But hey, G H gases don't exist.. Global warming is a myth Throw everywhere in the streets, plastic a......

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Categories: vac, earth,
Form: Villanelle
Premium Member Kirby's Convention
...The vac cleaner's union had an annual meet Electrolux and Oreck, and a Bissell and such And invited one old Kirby for a rare vacuum treat: To talk, (tho' they ......

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Categories: vac, analogy,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Vaccine
...Vaccine Jolene do go and get the vaccine For fear of becoming a has been It won’t hurt a jot But reaches the spot Wear the badge “had my vac” like a ......

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Categories: vac, encouraging,
Form: Limerick
Hyundai Sonata Malfunctioning Brake Caliper Blues
...tweaked to pass inspection broadcast on the double (alternately titled snafu: ma bell heave hubble vehicular repairs (prohibitive) finds me bleary eyed stupefied and countenance grizzled with pri......

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Categories: vac, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Hyundai Sonata Malfunctioning Brake Caliper Blues
...(alternately titled: ma bell heave hubble vehicular repairs (prohibitive) finds me bleary eyed stupefied and countenance grizzled with prickly stubble collapsed amidst virtual rubble). Best......

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Categories: vac, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Verizon Router Won'T Connect To Internet Blues
...Verizon router won't connect to internet blues (alternately titled: ma bell heave hubble telecommunications gone south). Best sung courtesy rotten dull liver:red worst after words which, I gott......

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Categories: vac, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Nosey Not Me But
...Well you know me I’ve never been one to nosey But I just happen to be stood by the window Behind the net curtains With a pair of binoculars in my hand I heard a lot of noise from number 42 Acro......

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Categories: vac, funny,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Neighbors Grass-
...NEIGHBORS GRASS- I have a neighbor who’s a man’s man; He has every tool; he needs in his garage and shed; He has a lawn vac A regular lawn mower A leaf blower A snow blower He has a rid......

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Categories: vac, analogy, appreciation, beautiful, caregiving,
Form: Free verse

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