Vac Poems - Poems about Vac

...Once pawn a time... About four plus weeks after frazzling fiasco from friggin fraudsters white knight still mourns swindled money Lynne Costello Senior Civil Investigator (assistant to Philade......Read the rest...

...Mine gerund farming, tilling, and harvesting illogical weltanschauung Twas accursed destiny since birth (maybe coded in deoxyribonucleic acid since time immemorial) alas and alack nascent em......Read the rest...

...The dangers of health and safety Cannot possibly be overstated Because yesterday I tripped over A pile of paper H&S related It's a minefield of regulation I've bought a tsunami plan And s......Read the rest...

...the sky erupts monsters sky erupts monsters forming erupts monsters forming wreaking monsters forming wreaking havoc forming wreaking havoc shattering wreaking havoc shattering serenity ......Read the rest...

...There is something amiss with that VACUUM CLEANER. As if it didn't know, from floor to cup, the debris and dust must go. It's ailing from something peculiar, but I don't know exactly what. ......Read the rest...

...Shadow Lies The dead must laugh at how silly we are For most of us will soon join them Due to being jabbed up with the vacc To cure the world of the CCP Virus And de-populate the planet for them......Read the rest...

...Coined Up Maybe we will all be dead in 6 months Due to being jabbed up with the vac Which was to stop the CCP Virus But it backfired due to the mushrooms Which are a toxin and kill in many ways ......Read the rest...

...Sea level rises... glaciers gradually melt Global temperature is climbing the cliff.. Beware But hey, G H gases don't exist.. Global warming is a myth Throw everywhere in the streets, plastic a......Read the rest...

...The vac cleaner's union had an annual meet Electrolux and Oreck, and a Bissell and such And invited one old Kirby for a rare vacuum treat: To talk, (tho' they ......Read the rest...

...Vaccine Jolene do go and get the vaccine For fear of becoming a has been It won’t hurt a jot But reaches the spot Wear the badge “had my vac” like a ......Read the rest...

...tweaked to pass inspection broadcast on the double (alternately titled snafu: ma bell heave hubble vehicular repairs (prohibitive) finds me bleary eyed stupefied and countenance grizzled with pri......Read the rest...

...(alternately titled: ma bell heave hubble vehicular repairs (prohibitive) finds me bleary eyed stupefied and countenance grizzled with prickly stubble collapsed amidst virtual rubble). Best......Read the rest...

...Verizon router won't connect to internet blues (alternately titled: ma bell heave hubble telecommunications gone south). Best sung courtesy rotten dull liver:red worst after words which, I gott......Read the rest...

...Well you know me I’ve never been one to nosey But I just happen to be stood by the window Behind the net curtains With a pair of binoculars in my hand I heard a lot of noise from number 42 Acro......Read the rest...

...NEIGHBORS GRASS- I have a neighbor who’s a man’s man; He has every tool; he needs in his garage and shed; He has a lawn vac A regular lawn mower A leaf blower A snow blower He has a rid......Read the rest...