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Running With Scissors

The dangers of health and safety 
Cannot possibly be overstated
Because yesterday I tripped over 
A pile of paper H&S related 

It's a minefield of regulation
I've bought a tsunami plan 
And six fire extinguishers 
For a one-man-business band 

The ludicrous requirements 
Are completely over the top... 
Soon I'll have to wear safety goggles 
When I vac the floor and mop

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Date: 4/23/2023 11:22:00 PM
great "fun" while reading this poem, even it is not, thanks july, you made me in the mood have a great day
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Julie Draper
Date: 4/24/2023 1:31:00 AM
Glad I made your day Yann :) thanks for enjoying :)

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