Running With Scissors

The dangers of health and safety 
Cannot possibly be overstated
Because yesterday I tripped over 
A pile of paper H&S related 

It's a minefield of regulation
I've bought a tsunami plan 
And six fire extinguishers 
For a one-man-business band 

The ludicrous requirements 
Are completely over the top... 
Soon I'll have to wear safety goggles 
When I vac the floor and mop
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Rolland Avatar
April 23, 2023 at 11:22 PM
great "fun" while reading this poem, even it is not, thanks july, you made me in the mood have a great day
Draper Avatar
April 24, 2023 at 1:31 AM
Glad I made your day Yann :) thanks for enjoying :)
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