Short Vac Poems

Vaccine
Jolene do go and get the vaccine
For fear of becoming a has been
It won’t hurt a jot
But reaches the spot
Wear the badge “had my vac” like a Queen.
7th March 2021...

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Out of Cascade
Used dish soap instead
Started the dishwasher
Mass bubbles it bled

I grab the mop
But I'm too late
Shop vac in hand
Heading it off at the gate

Needless to say
I got alot done
In a short amount of time
But I need to be rung...
out!...

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Coined Up
Maybe we will all be dead in 6 months
Due to being jabbed up with the vac
Which was to stop the CCP Virus
But it backfired due to the mushrooms
Which are a toxin and kill in many ways
Only the rabid anti vaccers will live
In a kaos driven world of lunatix
Do you want to exist then and there?
Toss a coin get a jab wait and see...

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The dangers of health and safety 
Cannot possibly be overstated
Because yesterday I tripped over 
A pile of paper H&S related 

It's a minefield of regulation
I've bought a tsunami plan 
And six fire extinguishers 
For a one-man-business band 

The ludicrous requirements 
Are completely over the top... 
Soon I'll have to wear safety goggles 
When I vac the floor and mop...

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Shadow Lies
The dead must laugh at how silly we are
For most of us will soon join them
Due to being jabbed up with the vacc
To cure the world of the CCP Virus
And de-populate the planet for them
Them who run the world behind the scenes
We only see shadows and hear lies
And countdown till we all die
The clock in the vac is ticking
Will you go and die before me
Time to go now see you soon...

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