Get Your Premium Membership

Hyundai Sonata malfunctioning brake caliper blues

tweaked to pass inspection broadcast on the double (alternately titled snafu: ma bell heave hubble vehicular repairs (prohibitive) finds me bleary eyed stupefied and countenance grizzled with prickly stubble collapsed amidst virtual rubble). Best sung courtesy rotten dull liver:red worst after words which, I gotta quench mine thirst whereby think Botox lips zipped and pursed hence impossible linkedin mission Mary Jane and Buster Brown kisser darn it result socked hermetically resigned, resealed and cursed. Atheistic credo fuels (fossil) jeremiad ordaining undevout finds me cybersurfing phishing for poetic effort to tout March seventeenth tooth house sand twenty two presents reasonable rhyming lit writ scout herewith risk averse longfellow on his figurative er... route criss crossing along backroads or superhighway. Netizen (generic and garden variety) Cain not, nor able to don virtualtourist Lausanne guise, nor Kiev hen twitter among Ukraine literati earlier today (aforementioned date) afflicting me courtesy GMO webbed strain iambic phantom metered node hissing drain grabbing wheels linkedin with drive train analogous to evaporating Lake Pontchartrain. Cuz unwitting faulty mechanism to stop and/or sustain acceleration of car, I suspect complicit with accessory ghost haunts micro electronic components machine most culpable, feasible, n invisible Internet Protocol host laryngeal mucous phlegm wreaks (think) burnt toast esophageal acid reflux analogous metaphor, I post downplaying feeling any reason to rhyme or boast spun words masterly sharecropped along east coast. Now, I gotta cure dem rascally misbehavin scored rotors (front) automotive woes, cuz thousand plus dollar repair cost fixation finds me seeking to locked haven to remedy necessary functioning automobile iz craven lobbying scattershot spewing colorful hell raisin lingo (awk curse) strung expletive epithets extraordinary Luddite across cyberspace will lose. Hence yours truly careered into funk courtesy astute keen reality regarding necessity to fork over outrageous loot while he/she whistles Mozart's The Magic Flute or visit nearest zoo to hire nasty, and shortish brute critical electronic hardware, cuz aye got absolute zero ability and even less legal tender slangy loot thus Internet loper feel handicapped as deaf mute unable to hear auld Donald trumpeting slo vac toot. Unlikely yukon rectify, remedy, and/or resolve war tis necessary within these backwoods to own car, nonetheless please pardon rambling, and exhale relief ja live afar.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2020




Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem.

Please Login to post a comment
Date: 3/17/2020 4:28:00 PM
I haven't hardly a clue what I just read but really enjoyed not knowing. Could it be that you were a little put out about the cost of a brake job, or were you on the way to fill a much needed prescription? Either way or both, thanks Matthew, I loved riding along with you, I'll be back for more...
Login to Reply