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The Ballad of Barley Pettigrew - in Three Parts

...I - Barley Pettigrew

I'll tell you a story, outstandingly true, 
of the young lad called Barley Pettigrew.
He was born with nine fingers on his hands.
For how high he could count, it met his de...

Raise a Glass to Despair

...I am drawn to you as an alcoholic to a glass of whiskey, 
I lift you to my lips taking a simple sip, 
I pour you from the bottle I’ve enclosed you within, 
Without fail,
Another day,
Another dri...

Loving is a Drug

...I’m on a nasty drug
Disguised as kindly beauty
You’d never find my dealer;
I’m the one who sells it to me

Yes, I’m the dealer of my love
Spilled those pills straight down my heart
I never fee...

MY TOOTH

...
   Crunch, crunch say my teeth as they devour,
That freshly baked warm crusty cob made from flour
   Oh bother say I, that does not feel right,
As my tongue explores the cause of my plight
   T...

ALAFFIA EVERYDAY COCONUT SHAMPOO

...ALAFFIA EVERYDAY COCONUT SHAMPOO

Yours truly (me)
just an ordinary primate from the human zoo,
who while ambling along
the boulevard of broken dreams on a Green Day
(just me and my shadow)
I ...

To Pitch a B itch

...I often post my poems “A I” - (AS IS)
Spelchek uses “R”s  and I don’t
We us “H’s” instead
(we paahk R caahs in Haavaad yaad)
We’ve been known
To pitch a B itch 
Mostly about those F-N Yankees
...

UNSCREW

...I am feeling fraught,
And, stupid too,
I don't know what to do.
I need to open a screw-top bottle,
Which I am about to throttle.

Bottle tops and lids on things
Also, those with tin pull rings...

Monthly Rhyme One

...Tough to fight,
Difficult to write,
Hard to unscrew, it’s too tight,
Not coke its sprite,
Not tomorrow its tonight,
I am not obese am a couple of pounds light,
It’s dark, shine the light....

Bright Diamond Glow

...Romance for me went full throttle
with the appearance of a handsome gent
when I was on the verge of womanhood.
Nothing on earth could match the shine
of romance when it is at its finest.
How I'd...

So Screwed

...It is so much easier 
                                      to screw
                                          something up
                               than it is to unscrew it
               ...

LET THE KETCHUP CATCH UP

...Food packaging was once simple.
Ketchup came in a glass bottle
with a small cap that you unscrew.
Now we have plastic package new.

Man’s cleverness comes to the fore
to give ketchup a novel po...

My Songbirds and Squirrels

...The songbirds are plentiful where I live in the middle of oaks
I had four birdfeeders, but white tail deer slammed into them
Until they broke into bits, for they were plastic and did not survive
A...

Parachuting Squirrels

...Parachuted squirrels glide onto leaf piles and laugh at my heroic efforts
to keep them from taking apart my bird feeders.

With xylophonic fingers they lift the lids and unscrew until the feeders ...

His Meaningless Life

...
 
Statements are the treats
To the spoken,
But to the intended;
They still might ill-treat.

The Dreamer still dreams-day dreams
To find his passion
In his day,
But realizes at  ...

An Appeal To a Simple Poem

...To string three words together
And appeal to simple

Align my self with heavenly points of light
To cleanse my words of wrong intention 
Unscrew meaning, untwist perception
Incite delight

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