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Trumps Poems - Poems about Trumps

Is Elon just Trumps
…pet No jobs since Jobs Your left hand Put it in Sheikh’s are about Yes mister President We will get on with removing the clouds While we are doing that let’s put on your favourite Teletubbies episode and have a little nap…...

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Categories: trumps, poems,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Sledgehammer - in Trumps own words
Folks ask why I chose Elon as my guy, Smart and tough Knows how to fight even when rough, Let him loose To put woke projects in the noose, Cause a stir For progressives to deter, Stop the rot That placed us all in this garotte. Act with haste Take a sledgehammer to the waste, Clean up house Never mind who first we douse, Set the scene For what will...

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Categories: trumps, america, appreciation, immigration, integrity,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member And now it starts - in Trumps own words
And now it starts, And yes, I'm back at last, Four years of trials and tribulations, Capped off by this raucous jubilation. I fought and won, Proved them all wrong, The denigrators, The fake media perpetrators. Now watch them squirm As I storm into my term, So much to do, A solemn promise made to you. I ask why was I spared, When into death's eyes I clearly...

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Categories: trumps, america, funny, humorous, parody,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Making mental health great again with Donald Trumps face
Awaken within the middle of the night reaching for Klonopin panting finding away to cope holding my chest I begin writing dear diary I’m awake haunting nightmares of Ciro Gargano torching nine persons alive wearing wires pregnant for the Fbi after watching the election trump wins books opens so many seeking Donald Trumps face Donald...

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Categories: trumps, allah, usa,
Form: Kyrielle
Premium Member no-trumps a card play
Let's play this round of bridge with no-trumps. No suit is designated as the trump suit. Alas, the emperor has no clothes! The suit he wears is threadbare, It's so light and it fits perfectly. It's so regal and exquisite. The suit of silk and gold holds all who see it spellbound, "But he hasn't got anything on," a little child said, before...

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Categories: trumps, child, clothes, games,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Hierarchy Trumps Oligarchy
The White House, run by strict hierarchy Lambasts Russia’s alleged oligarchy Putin claims to be stumped But Biden has him Trumped Grins like mad and says...

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Categories: trumps, america, crazy, international, political,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Boxer - in Trumps own words
I play by the rules day in and day out, Showing my class, wielding my clout. I take the hard blows time and again, Knowing my patience shan't be in vain. Joe's on the ropes, all by himself, Waiting around to be dumped on the shelf, Restraint is my friend, as I pull back and watch, Those flailing wild jabs I so...

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Categories: trumps, age, america, angst, appreciation,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Watching Them Cringe - In Trumps Own Words
Assailed, maligned, hounded and betrayed And all for why, simply for the game I played, My aim to win but of course the lefties don't agree, Their views alone are all they ever want to see. Control and power their only final goal, That's why I say it was they that really stole All those elections across our glorious land, They and...

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Categories: trumps, america, anger, conflict, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Is My Charmed Life Dead - In Trumps Own Words
Why would I do this What was in my head My charmed life of bliss Perhaps irreparably dead? Yes I'm a fighter A grifter of old, I deserve a fate brighter But on this I've been rolled. Politics such a foul game They claim I'm the one crooked, But these hacks put me to shame With actions deceitful and wicked. Still you know what they say When you're...

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Categories: trumps, conflict, humor, motivation, parody,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Free Speech Trumps Hatred and Bigotry - Again
A Swedish man abandoned his plan to stage a public Torah burning for which very few were yearning ... In its wake the UNHRC (United Nations Human Relations Council) passed a resolution against religious hatred and bigotry which the United States and European Union opposed ...

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Categories: trumps, america, christian, freedom, religion,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Now Its My Boxes - In Trumps Own Words
Can you believe it, indicted again, By a bunch of pure zealots, callous grey men, Political hacks given the task, To take down the Don and in the limelight then bask. Find any cause, invent a good ruse, Just make it stick, all tricks good to use. But boxes of stuff, how low can they get, Papers with socks stacked in the...

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Categories: trumps, america, humor, leadership, parody,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member The Stooge and the Vixen - In Trumps Own Words
Bragg's just an ass, a poor leftist stooge Bought for in full by the Soros machine, Why target me when he knows he will lose His obvious intentions malicious and mean. As to that Stormy, a vixen indeed, She's now named me ‘Tiny’ can't clearly be true, Her one claim to fame fueled by greed The day I first met her is...

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Categories: trumps, allegory, anger, humor, political,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member True Love Trumps All Curses
A knock at the door, As the door opens to my future. I see the eyes of a Goddess, Once lost but now found. Yet, I still feel the curse lurking. I look into those eyes, No life, No love, No remembrance of our love. A fate like no other, Only the empty destiny that was promised. A love endured, A love prophesized thru the ages. Yet, now...

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Categories: trumps, destiny, fate, inspirational, love,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Yes I'M a Billionaire - In Trumps Own Words
They say I inflated It's they that conflated Political lies with their version of facts. The mess they created Will long be debated Another attempt to silence and styme. As often I've stated Which leaves them frustrated I'm worth every cent of the Billions I claim. The reason I'm fated And by some surely hated Is my obvious success and the money I make. Letitia's now grated Quite...

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Categories: trumps, america, character, humor, parody,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Thank-You Fbi - In Trumps Own Words
They did it they really did it, Can you believe it, can it be true; My folks are angry, their passions lit One voice united, this act the glue. Little they know the hornets’ nest They've now unleashed upon themselves, They may well smirk at their cute start, But I'm the ogre, they the elves. To raid my home, a line now crossed They...

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Categories: trumps, humor, leadership, pain, parody,
Form: Quatrain

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