Best Trumps Poems
And now it starts - in Trumps own wordsAnd now it starts,
And yes, I'm back at last,
Four years of trials and tribulations,
Capped off by this raucous jubilation.
I fought and won,
Proved them all wrong,
The denigrators,
The fake media perpetrators.
Now watch them squirm
As I storm into my term,
So much to do,
A solemn promise made to you.
I...
Continue reading...
Categories:
trumps, america, funny, humorous, parody,
Form:
Rhyme
Trumps WallTrumps Wall
He boasts
Walls he shall build
With his generals
More weapons for the King of the Hill
Sowing hate and creating
Fascist dreams
He divides and demeans all those
Who share not his vile power dreams
I have news and its foxy news too
He can have his walls, and his shiny shoes
Hate...
Continue reading...
Categories:
trumps, art, children, french, humanity,
Form:
Free verse
Commerce Trumps AllIn America,
sad, sad America
the rights of commerce
trump the reality that people
who do kill people with guns,
shouldn't have the right
to continue each day
to do so...
Continue reading...
Categories:
trumps, america, culture, grief, humanity,
Form:
Free verse
The Rat - In Trumps Own WordsCohen’s a snitch, an eel,
A despicable squeal,
Why I once trusted this horrible man,
This sniveling lawyer whose life is a sham,
Is simply beyond me a momentary lapse,
Yet one more sharp pain that my energy saps.
And while this all irks, stealing my time,
I revel in knowing the...
Continue reading...
Categories:
trumps, hilarious, humorous, parody, political,
Form:
Rhyme
Thank-You Fbi - In Trumps Own WordsThey did it they really did it,
Can you believe it, can it be true;
My folks are angry, their passions lit
One voice united, this act the glue.
Little they know the hornets’ nest
They've now unleashed upon themselves,
They may well smirk at their cute start,
But I'm the ogre,...
Continue reading...
Categories:
trumps, humor, leadership, pain, parody,
Form:
Quatrain
Hearts Are Trumps
“hearts are trumps”
There goes my heart
thump thump thump
Euchre dealt again
collect from
the kitty
a Kingfisher
The Best Bower
Red Right
playing for tricks
No trumps
She keeps
her Joker
close
Queen’s slippers
Long jacket
and a short skirt
Minds are
Diamonds
best eaten with Cake
(LadyLabyrinth/2020)
“The Gift”
https://youtu.be/eOFeSM1E2F0
“Short Skirt and Long Jacket” / CAKE
https://youtu.be/u7aDstrDMf0
"Love You Madly"/ CAKE
https://youtu.be/2uwjsG0cRf0
1. Euchre
https://bicyclecards.com/how-to-play/euchre/...
Continue reading...
Categories:
trumps, fun, love, symbolism,
Form:
Free verse
Love Trumps HateLove trumps hate,
and if rioting in the streets destroying private property,
filthy and disgusting foul language shouted and painted on signs
that small children can easily hear and read,
combined with threats of blowing up a government building
regardless of how many innocent people are inside
doesn’t prove it,
then...
Continue reading...
Categories:
trumps, angst,
Form:
Free verse
Yes I'M a Billionaire - In Trumps Own WordsThey say I inflated
It's they that conflated
Political lies with their version of facts.
The mess they created
Will long be debated
Another attempt to silence and styme.
As often I've stated
Which leaves them frustrated
I'm worth every cent of the Billions I claim.
The reason I'm fated
And by some surely hated
Is...
Continue reading...
Categories:
trumps, america, character, humor, parody,
Form:
Rhyme
A President's Musings - In Trumps Own Words“Impeach, Impeach” the chorus grows
Wise is the phrase “What I shall reap is what I sow”,
Show me the way, find me a door,
For this great stage I crave no more.
God know’s I’ve tried, perhaps too much
To put the world to rights and such
Is my reward,...
Continue reading...
Categories:
trumps, anxiety, humorous, parody, political,
Form:
Rhyme
The Stooge and the Vixen - In Trumps Own WordsBragg's just an ass, a poor leftist stooge
Bought for in full by the Soros machine,
Why target me when he knows he will lose
His obvious intentions malicious and mean.
As to that Stormy, a vixen indeed,
She's now named me ‘Tiny’ can't clearly be true,
Her one claim to...
Continue reading...
Categories:
trumps, allegory, anger, humor, political,
Form:
Quatrain
Donald Trumps OatsThere once was a Lady called Cheryl
who bedded Donald Trump, lucky fellow
one swish of that wig
and Cheryl whisked him in bed
And then Trump did the same to the nation...
Continue reading...
Categories:
trumps, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Trumps Feeble Limp Rox Zilch State of EmergencyTrumps Feeble, Limp, Rox... Zilch State Of Emergency
H.G. Wells..., ah...now there
without dark shadow of a doubt,
in my (myopic brown) eyes,
a prolific writer hooked hood accessorize
the English language, and captivated
populations, sans "The War Of
The Worlds" to realize,
with an assiduous presentation
convinced listeners, how
aliens did cannibalize
innocent Earthlings strictly...
Continue reading...
Categories:
trumps, abuse, america, anti bullying,
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
Love Trumps Hatelove
romantic, passionate,
inspiring, conquering, transcending,
tenderness, devotion, bitterness, animosity
...
Continue reading...
Categories:
trumps, emotions, hate, love,
Form:
Diamante
Watch Me In Action Until He Departs - In Trumps WordsThe more I think the more I'm sure
The odds were stacked as all can see,
The Media's rotten to the core
At least on that we should agree.
But two years on what do you think,
Did sleepy Joe succeed or fail,
I hear so many took to drink
Watching the...
Continue reading...
Categories:
trumps, fun, hilarious, humorous, patriotic,
Form:
Rhyme
Politics: Trumps AmericaThe wildly obnoxious things he has done,
Things Tweeted from the toilet each day,
The bigoted, racist lies of a clown,
Put on full public display,
Show that he’s got no idea what he barks,
No idea of his countries real need,
Funnelling money to his own bank...
Continue reading...
Categories:
trumps, political,
Form:
Quatrain