Terms and Conditions May Apply
We cured death on a Tuesday,
launched the trial on a Thursday,
by Friday, 14% of the test group
was gnawing on the janitorial staff.
Still, the press was kind.
“Remarkable resilience,” they wrote,
as Unit 42A chewed through its restraints,
and tried to bite a cameraman.
We called them SoulSavers™,
engineered for eternal youth,
a proprietary blend of nanites, CRISPR,
and just a dash of
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Categories:
terms, dark, horror, humor, life,
Form: Free verse
No uncertain terms -Simply confounding-
Harsh asymmetrical contour following dislocated noncontextual departure.
Roaming, haphazardly choreographed with precise misaligned determination.
Mindfully staggering indistinguishable purpose, consistently in linear circumnavigation.
A matter of process, a state of perpetual traversal, saves from permanence.
The ad infinitum of specificity is quantum, the superposition allowing consistent continuity while indelibly transposing by observance.
Redundant to its operation, yet necessary in its
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Categories:
terms, depression, loneliness,
Form: Free verse
a cosmic sonnet
If fusty galaxies twirl like Shakespearian poetry,
is astrology a tragedy or a comedy?
Are there clusters of uppercase in outer space,
the remnants of metaphors that broke up like meteors?
My universe is full of orphaned verse,
and perverse alien names all have hyphens.
Quatrains swirl across the ecliptic plane,
and sonnets streak by like comets.
Argh! Where’s a pencil - too
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Categories:
terms, humor, science, universe, words,
Form: Rhyme
Coming To Terms
Heed this call, my son, for my heavenly realm awaits
Familiar faces wait patiently beyond the gates
You stated proudly that you've lived your dream
Your wife was your river, and children your stream
I admire your fighting spirit, refusing to give in
Willing to give anything to remain in your skin
I shall bless you now with my ethereal
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Categories:
terms, bereavement, dad, death, god,
Form: Rhyme
Chelto Chinsomm
Todo b que brilla no
es no
Darling robote y boogie
tengo mas de treinta
without interest she looked right through me
he introduced myself as
Ugh- Amugh-Ugh
to make light conversation
she frowned and called him stupid
refusing to hear what he was trying to conveying
His delivery lacked luster
He it rehearsed a thousand times
told him to catch the groove and grind
ah cute way
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Categories:
terms, film, lost love, romance,
Form: Ballade
Heavenly Terms
Owing a debt
you can never repay
Beatitudes leveraged
salvation in play
Moments beholden
to all that’s to come
Providence calling
in voices unsung
Eternally liable
the invoice sublime
Whose terms reverential
the bursar Divine
The wings of an angel
the wings of a dove
In debt to forgiveness
—absolved from above
(Dreamsleep: June, 2023)
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Categories:
terms, heaven,
Form: Rhyme
Moonlit Terms of Endearment
beyond the clouds that bring in dusk
beyond the light cast by the stars
the moon will grace us with benevolence
and we in turn will speak in whispers
AP: Honorable Mention 2023
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Categories:
terms, dark, moon, nature, stars,
Form: Free verse
Reaping Short Terms Benefits
Reaping short terms benefits...
before marital savings bond matured
as a then quinquagenarian.
Courtesy gerontologists medical practitioners
allowing, enabling, and providing
the elderly population to live
longer and healthier lives.
Linkedin with longevity loosely translates
to resurgent libido spurring
older folks predilection
to participate in sexual intimacy.
The downside (if such be the proper word)
regarding senior citizens
becoming or remaining flush
with embodied physical attraction
Gerontophilia barely alive
as buzzfeeding
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Categories:
terms, absence, abuse, adventure, anxiety,
Form: Rhyme
A Political Crisis In Avian Terms
Richi, Liz and Boris,
which one will the fountain bless?
What wise owl flies to our aid
and pulls us from this mess?
Vultures make lazy circles
and falcons loop the loop.
Maybe they won't say boo to a goose
or are they planning when to swoop?
Keir Starmer's counting chickens,
but here there is a catch.
How long does he have to wait
before those
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Categories:
terms, analogy, bird, prayer,
Form: Political Verse
Terms of Endearment
I miss you most when you're not here
So stay away, my lovely dear
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Categories:
terms, giggle, relationship,
Form: Couplet
Mid-Terms
Herschel Walker thinks life is the pits
Because women will not call it quits
Facebook #1
Spoiled all of Trump's fun
And its driving him out of his wits!
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Categories:
terms, political,
Form: Limerick
Mid-Terms
The Devil was searching for souls
Among politicians with goals
So many for sale
No way could he fail
Just look at the GOP polls!
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Categories:
terms, america, political,
Form: Limerick
Explaining To a Child In a Manner Or Terms They Can Understand
Sorry kid's
But unfortunately sadly
Christmas won't be the
same this year as the one's
you are used to
Because you know how you
see people wearning masks
now
Well Santa and his Reindeer
have also caught Covid-19
and got sick
And the reindeer can't fly in
masks so he won't be able to
deliver any presents this year
But he told me to tell
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Categories:
terms, 2nd grade,
Form: Free verse
Coming To Terms With Reality
He disappeared without a word.
There was no writing on the wall
to let her know what to expect.
Was she naïve and blind to all!
Her expectations drowned in tears.
A thousand thoughts her mind assailed.
The world around her crumbled down
Was she to blame? Where had she failed?
Confused emotions left her nights
in disarray consumed with guilt.
The pain
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Categories:
terms, love hurts,
Form: Quatrain
Dating Terms
Don’t touch my heart, don’t touch my lips,
Don’t touch my soul, don’t touch my hips,
Just leave my body parts alone,
Please only touch my funny bone.
In turn I promise, yes, I do
I won’t touch any of you,
Be my courtly Superhero
I will gently stroke your Ego.
When my funny bone is sated,
Our status gets upgraded
To truly
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Categories:
terms, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
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