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Teed Poems - Poems about Teed

Premium Member who just got teed off
...Tariffs spanked my 401k The shank-the-ball king had to say: I will never flub I’ve used the right club Just check out my lie on this play......

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Categories: teed, golf, success,
Form: Limerick
Number forty seven White House occupant against all odds
...Number forty seven - White House occupant against all odds... regarding President elect Donald John Trump. As a cruel joke to self, I imagined myself as a Republican for that one glorious d......

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Categories: teed, abuse, america, anger, anxiety,
Form: Free verse



My Visitor
...The devil knocked on my door this morning, but I didn't let him in. He cursed at me, I smiled then waved, he grinned. I'll be back, he replied. Instead of me saying a blessing, I slipped him a finger......

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Categories: teed, evil, faith, irony, psychological,
Form: I do not know?
Breach of Confidentiality Induces Asphyxiation Part Deux
...Comeuppance generated desire to kill self awoke resolution to make amends bedevils this bloke who deservedly receives just desserts invisible hand doth choke living daylights, hence nightmare ......

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Categories: teed, abuse, age, anger, angst,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Four
...Alan Shepard, astronaut, took golf balls to the moon He whacked them only when he knew that he’d be leaving soon ‘One flew two hundred yards,’ he said, ‘and as I recollect one came down in a crate......

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Categories: teed, golf, space,
Form: Rhyme



Number Forty Six White House Occupant Re
...Number forty six - White House occupant re: guarding President elect Joe Biden Within mein hermitage now dwells one euphoric troglodyte who wept upon hearing unbelievable news, (albeit at snai......

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Categories: teed, america, blessing, confidence, dance,
Form: Rhyme
Time Zips By At Lightspeed
...Before scant opportunity to make amends totally tubular slips away, I (one generic doubting thomas) reach out across cyberspace without delay jumpstarting and kickstarting reflections linkedin w......

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Categories: teed, absence, adventure, autumn, daughter,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Twas the Night When Christmas Went Wrong
...Twas the night before Christmas - came like a flash, Mob of gingerbread reindeer prodding elves for cache. The Clausman reigning, doling out orders this stint. Lady of his, keeps his tongue supp......

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Categories: teed, christmas, humor,
Form: Rhyme
End of Summer Countdown Before School Year
...End of summer countdown before school year... countless decades graduating contemptible cum laude hence same time frame every August since...the stone temple pilot age, this beastie boy fl......

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Categories: teed, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Epic
Defining Truth Defies Das Democratic Thinker In the Age of Trump
..."FAKE" assertions unstoppably bandied with beef, (sans doughty deeds done dirt cheap) courtesy of commander in chief trumpeted as a way to backout, embarrassment analogous to the thief of Bag......

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Categories: teed, anger, anxiety, bullying, crush,
Form: Political Verse
Trump Lead Using Twitter Feed
...Trump Lead Using Twitter Feed What we heard is Trump likes to lead, With rancious sounds and twitter feed; Patience poor; He does snore, And on a golf course off is always teed. Jim Horn......

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Categories: teed, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Commander In Chief On His High Horse Haint Budge N
...Commander In Chief On His High Horse Haint Budge'n American democracy go'n to hell at light speed breaking into a bajillion pieces tuffet in a handbasket sans, lame leader ......

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Categories: teed, 11th grade, adventure, animal,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Weekend Duffer
...Randolph Tried golf Paid fees Bought tees Teed off Pals scoff Drive **** In rough Balls lost They cost! Oh crap Sand trap! Putts bad Gets mad! More flubs Breaks clubs! ......

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Categories: teed, golf, humorous,
Form: Footle
Still Swinging
...After chewing shoe leather they called steak, in the Pencey cafeteria, Mal, Ackley, and I enjoyed a winter afternoon on campus, on the bus, and in a restaurant. We walked across a puffy white ......

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Categories: teed, appreciation, brother, cancer, death,
Form: Prose Poetry
Warrior Wombs
...Warrior Wombs (for Sandy and the loss of our first grandson) By Joyce Teed 2/8/17 Warrior Wombs Every woman Has an untold story A secret Untold Or unseen Her story Includes Silent sorro......

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Categories: teed, abortion, heartbreak, loss, mother,
Form: Prose Poetry

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