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Golfer Rolf

There once was a weekend golfer named Rolf Who thought he knew everything about golf His wild ball dinged a guy's head His cuss words best be unsaid Rolf forgot to yell "FORE" when he teed off Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired © All Rights Reserved

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Jack Horne

Date: 1/9/2012 2:06:00 PM

LOL, had a good chuckle. Many congrats on your wins too, my friend : )

Debra Squyres

Date: 1/9/2012 12:01:00 PM

:) brought a smile...very witty !!

Michael J. Falotico

Date: 1/8/2012 7:28:00 PM

You guys must be going crazy in Co. What a great game !! And a great Sunday for us both. Should be bunch of wild games next weekend. Maybe a repeat of the 86 SB ??? Have a good night my friend.

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 1/8/2012 7:26:00 PM

GREAT VISUAL AND GRAND WORDS BOB.. HOORAH HOORAH IT WAS TIM TEBOS AND BRONCOS DAY..CONGRATS MY FRIEND.. ONTO THOSE PATRIOTS NOW.. WHAT A GAME.. WHAT A FINISH IN OVERTIME.. WHAT A WIN.. IT SURELY PUT THE UNBELIEVERS TO REST...OH..

David Williams

Date: 1/8/2012 3:13:00 AM

Bob I don't play golf, but I can see it now, very funny..David

Barbara Gorelick

Date: 1/7/2012 11:10:00 PM

You never fail to make me smile...BG

Robert Pettit

Date: 1/7/2012 7:56:00 PM

Sounds like the late former Vice President Spiro Agnew. This is another great limerick Sarge.

Crystal Smith

Date: 1/7/2012 3:48:00 PM

thanks for the comment glad u like it golfer rolf very funny lmao

Dan Kearley

Date: 1/7/2012 2:22:00 PM

Ya brought me a :o)

Michael J. Falotico

Date: 1/7/2012 1:30:00 PM

LOL... many players I know do the same and like idiots we all look up when they do lol... Good write my friend...Enjoy this football weekend....Michael

Russell Sivey

Date: 1/7/2012 12:38:00 PM

I just love this write Bob! That poor golfer that got hit by Rolf...the bad golfer Rolf! You are quite good with Limericks! I always read them whenever you have a new one for us to read! Great poem, awesome work!!

James Fraser

Date: 1/7/2012 12:19:00 PM

Ouchy! I bet many have been at the end of a no say "fore" in the past. Koolio Limerick Robert, have a lovely weekend :)