Short Teed Poems

Birdie Trouble

So you think you’re going to hole me
Teed off well and on the green rolled me
Looked like hole in one
Then all hope was gone
When old albatross swooped and stole me...

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Trump Lead Using Twitter Feed

What we heard is  Trump likes to lead,
With rancious sounds and twitter feed;
Patience poor;
He does snore,
And on a golf course off is always teed.

Jim Horn...

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There was a weekend duffer named Rolf

   Who proclaimed he knew all about golf

      Ball dinged a guy's head

         Hapless guy saw red

            Rolf should have yelled "FORE" when he teed off!

(23 March 2013)...

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There once was a weekend golfer named Rolf

   Who thought he knew everything about golf

      His wild ball dinged a guy's head

         His cuss words best be unsaid

            Rolf forgot to yell "FORE" when he teed off

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Randolph
Tried golf

Paid fees
Bought tees

Teed off
Pals scoff

Drive muff
In rough

Balls lost
They cost!

Oh crap
Sand trap!

Putts bad
Gets mad!

More flubs
Breaks clubs!

So far
No par

Played poor
No more!

Club house
To souse!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired...

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