Funny Tanka Poems
These Funny Tanka poems are examples of Tanka poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Tanka Funny poems written by international poets.
Apple Picking - Double TankaIt wasn't just some,
the entire orchard was ripe!
Crisp fuji apples...
they would taste so good... maybe...
But I can't reach those! They're high!
I climb the ladder,
reach for...
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Categories:
food, funny, places,
AprilAntics aplenty
Plastic dog poop everywhere
Rude whoopee cushions
Is your fridge running? Catch it!
Loony pranks for April Fools'
4/01/23
March Into April contest
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich...
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Categories:
funny, giggle, silly,
Just AugustSummer is ending
hot days filled with outside fun,
our sleeping in late.
August ends our days off ~ done,
back to school we must...
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Categories:
day, fun, school, sleep,
Childhood NostalgiaMagic silver key,
fits into my silver shoes.
I was now set free,
I now owned many sidewalks.
My new skates were a big thrill.
Date Written: 8/4/2022
2 Place
Childhood...
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Categories:
child, freedom, fun, joy,
Violets Are BlueViolets in blue
you say they match my two eyes
blue eyes are crying
I wish you were...
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Categories:
cry, valentines day,
Winter WishesCold wet winter winds
plenty of snow to play in
snowmen to build ~ sleds.
Hot chocolate to drink up,
soft furry blanket ~ cuddle....
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Categories:
child, chocolate, cool, humor,
Thanksgiving DayFamily and friends ...
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Categories:
blessing, family, food, friend,
Interruptusrushed into action
ringing in our ears— Oh dear!
reactionary
reapplication of clothes
our rearing of kids over?
10/15/2021...
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Categories:
children, funny, marriage,
Tanka 001i shout hello to
squirrels playing in the sun
...
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Categories:
animal, cat, feelings, funny,
My Nightly VisitorsAs summer begins,
frequent visitors woo me;
Mosquitoes in stripes~
Stealing kisses on my cheeks,
Leaving kiss marks left and right.
September 9, 2021
A Buggy Tanka Poetry Contest
Sponsored by M....
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Categories:
funny, humor, insect,
BeesOne day in garden
I was digging into dirt
Hit unknown bees nest
I was swarmed, attacked and stung
Running as I ripped off shirt!
Heidi Sands
9/2/21
Placed 3rd in A...
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Categories:
anxiety, funny,
RoommateRoommate mosquito
waits for me to hit the sack
turns to a vampire,
my hand strikes as a hammer,
it flies out, I break my neck.
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August : 30, 2021
Contest...
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Categories:
funny,
Bugs At MealEvery night during
meals, when my son is eating
his dish with relish
bugs fly around him, he shouts
with fright, until they go out
Maybe because he
dislikes...
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10th grade,
Incredibly Itchya wasp jabs its sting
deep into my derriere
a butt load of itch...
too embarrassing to scratch
yet too itchy to ignore
buzzing mosquitos
partial to my fast-food face
fly in...
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Categories:
10th grade, 9th grade,
Mosquito AttackThis morning I awoke
I am red from head~toe
I look silly
Last night I was dinner
they feasted on me
I filled them up
Tonight comes a trap
a net around...
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Categories:
food, humor, night, red,