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Funny Tanka Poems

These Funny Tanka poems are examples of Tanka poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Tanka Funny poems written by international poets.

Apple Picking - Double Tanka
It wasn't just some,
the entire orchard was ripe!
Crisp fuji apples...
they would taste so good... maybe...
But I can't reach those! They're high!

I climb the ladder,
reach for...

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Categories: food, funny, places,

Premium Member April
Antics aplenty
Plastic dog poop everywhere
Rude whoopee cushions
Is your fridge running? Catch it!
Loony pranks for April Fools'


March Into April contest
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich...

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Categories: funny, giggle, silly,

Premium Member Just August
Summer is ending 
hot days filled with outside fun, 
our sleeping in late. 
August ends our days off ~ done, 
back to school we must...

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Categories: day, fun, school, sleep,

Premium Member Childhood Nostalgia
Magic silver key,
fits into my silver shoes.
I was now set free,
I now owned many sidewalks.
My new skates were a big thrill.


Date Written: 8/4/2022

2 Place


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Categories: child, freedom, fun, joy,

Premium Member Violets Are Blue
Violets in blue  
you say they match my two eyes   
blue eyes are crying     
I wish you were...

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Categories: cry, valentines day,

Premium Member Winter Wishes
Cold wet winter winds 
plenty of snow to play in 
snowmen to build ~ sleds. 
Hot chocolate to drink up, 
soft furry blanket ~ cuddle....

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Categories: child, chocolate, cool, humor,

Premium Member Thanksgiving Day
Family and friends                        ...

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Categories: blessing, family, food, friend,

Premium Member Interruptus
rushed into action
ringing in our ears— Oh dear!
reapplication of clothes
our rearing of kids over?


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Categories: children, funny, marriage,

Tanka 001
i shout hello to
          squirrels playing in the sun 

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Categories: animal, cat, feelings, funny,

Premium Member My Nightly Visitors
As summer begins,
frequent visitors woo me;
Mosquitoes in stripes~
Stealing kisses on my cheeks,
Leaving kiss marks left and right.

September 9, 2021

A Buggy Tanka Poetry Contest
Sponsored by M....

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Categories: funny, humor, insect,

Premium Member Bees
One day in garden
I was digging into dirt
Hit unknown bees nest
I was swarmed, attacked and stung
Running as I ripped off shirt!

Heidi Sands


Placed 3rd in A...

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Categories: anxiety, funny,

Premium Member Roommate
Roommate mosquito
waits for me to hit the sack
turns to a vampire,
my hand strikes as a hammer,
it flies out, I break my neck.


August : 30, 2021

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Categories: funny,

Bugs At Meal
Every night during 
meals, when my son is eating
his dish with relish
bugs fly around him, he shouts
with fright, until they go out

Maybe because he 

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Categories: 10th grade,

Premium Member Incredibly Itchy
a wasp jabs its sting
deep into my derriere
a butt load of itch...
too embarrassing to scratch
yet too itchy to ignore

buzzing mosquitos
partial to my fast-food face
fly in...

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Categories: 10th grade, 9th grade,

Premium Member Mosquito Attack
This morning I awoke
I am red from head~toe
I look silly

Last night I was dinner
they feasted on me
I filled them up

Tonight comes a trap
a net around...

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Categories: food, humor, night, red,