Superstore Poems - Poems about Superstore

...LITTLE BO PEEP Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep And doesn’t know where to find them. Leave them alone and they’ll come home, Bringing their tails behind them But, after a w......Read the rest...

...PICKLE PARTY The pickles were having a party In the superstore one night. The manager was home in bed So they knew they were all right. It was a singles party, Each looking......Read the rest...

...It’s dreadful, a disaster, it’s a terrible calamity Housewives going frantic for the thing they seek but cannot see Supermarket workers helping those who shout the most Try their best to find a ja......Read the rest...

...I always considered you littered my home, Small knickknacks adorning overcrowded shelves. The marble statues you bought from lovely Rome, I leave them there, a memory of ourselves. And in gay P......Read the rest...

...Schwegmann, Winn Dixie, the Superstore and more Customer service was instilled indeed in you for sure You hungry so you pull up in the drive thru Welcome to McDonald's, how may I help you? Bask......Read the rest...

...Whither the true gentleman who holds the door open for a lady Whither the noble scout, escorting an elderly matron 'cross the street Whither the friendly officer who greets me as I pass him on ......Read the rest...

...I Am A Waiter “I am a waiter,” the man said to me, “ I wait in a restaurant serving luncheon and tea.” “I am a waiter,” I said with a sigh, “Where do you wait?” he asked in ......Read the rest...

...The Sardine (How the best laid plans can sometimes go wrong) The Sardine is an unusual fish, It spends all its life in a tin On top of a Superstore shelf ......Read the rest...

...The Frozen Turkey Incident (Absolutely True Story) One day whilst shopping in a Superstore I saw a man bending over his basket on the floor. Then a chil......Read the rest...

...To the man who shouted at me One morning on my way to the gym: ‘I’d like to be like you!” You want to be like me. You want to be me. To take me just like that. You want to just go up to a ......Read the rest...

...I have to make my living on my friends My enemies contribute not at all Therefore I cannot give,or profit ends And then my ......Read the rest...

...King of beggars set a target for his men a stager You must spend 100 dollars in the Spree market I do wager they gained momentum ......Read the rest...

...Who has claimed the highest perch as I lurch into the supermarket for more inventory to tell my story. Sea birds roosting on the superstore roof, or cruising its parking lot: it's what they've go......Read the rest...

...Needed help walking Was in a superstore Sister spotted a buggie I looked and said. Noooooo But she insisted  Because of the pain Well, i did, guess what Will never do so again Just a front and reve......Read the rest...

...Why are the sea gulls shopping here, if not for "White Stag, "No Boundaries." or "Faded Glory?" Is there some other story? Coffee, Tea or You, or just practicing beach and gray-sky calls over concre......Read the rest...