Superstore Poems - Poems about Superstore

...My Best is at Rest. This is a tribute to my Lifelong Best Friend Katrina. My Best friend/Sister has passed on from this life. She lived a life of love. To know her was to automatically love her.......

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...IT’S SIMPLE, SIMON Simple Simon met the pieman, In the superstore. He asked how much, the pieman said, “Two pounds twenty-four.” “They used to be a penny,” Simon said with ......

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...LITTLE BO PEEP Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep And doesn’t know where to find them. Leave them alone and they’ll come home, Bringing their tails behind them But, after a w......

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...PICKLE PARTY The pickles were having a party In the superstore one night. The manager was home in bed So they knew they were all right. It was a singles party, Each looking......

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...It’s dreadful, a disaster, it’s a terrible calamity Housewives going frantic for the thing they seek but cannot see Supermarket workers helping those who shout the most Try their best to find a ja......

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...I always considered you littered my home, Small knickknacks adorning overcrowded shelves. The marble statues you bought from lovely Rome, I leave them there, a memory of ourselves. And in gay P......

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...Schwegmann, Winn Dixie, the Superstore and more Customer service was instilled indeed in you for sure You hungry so you pull up in the drive thru Welcome to McDonald's, how may I help you? Bask......

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...Whither the true gentleman who holds the door open for a lady Whither the noble scout, escorting an elderly matron 'cross the street Whither the friendly officer who greets me as I pass him on ......

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...I Am A Waiter “I am a waiter,” the man said to me, “ I wait in a restaurant serving luncheon and tea.” “I am a waiter,” I said with a sigh, “Where do you wait?” he asked in ......

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...The Sardine (How the best laid plans can sometimes go wrong) The Sardine is an unusual fish, It spends all its life in a tin On top of a Superstore shelf ......

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...The Frozen Turkey Incident (Absolutely True Story) One day whilst shopping in a Superstore I saw a man bending over his basket on the floor. Then a chil......

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...To the man who shouted at me One morning on my way to the gym: ‘I’d like to be like you!” You want to be like me. You want to be me. To take me just like that. You want to just go up to a ......

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...I have to make my living on my friends My enemies contribute not at all Therefore I cannot give,or profit ends And then my ......

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...King of beggars set a target for his men a stager You must spend 100 dollars in the Spree market I do wager they gained momentum ......

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...Who has claimed the highest perch as I lurch into the supermarket for more inventory to tell my story. Sea birds roosting on the superstore roof, or cruising its parking lot: it's what they've go......

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