I Am a Waiter

I Am A Waiter “I am a waiter,” the man said to me, “ I wait in a restaurant serving luncheon and tea.” “I am a waiter,” I said with a sigh, “Where do you wait?” he asked in reply. “I wait at the bus stop and wait for a train, I wait in the surgery and wait for a plane. I wait in the sunshine and wait in the rain And on a day with nothing to do, I go in to town and wait in a queue. Then at the Superstore I never can win, The next queue is quicker than the queue I am in. I wait in for hours as instructed before A van load of deliveries come to my door.” “A waiter in your restaurant?" I asked, "That would suit me.” “Yes,” said the man, “Now, just let me see, It’s thirty minutes for luncheon and fifteen for tea.”