Stinks Poems

Premium MemberOh Yes Your's Stinks Too

… Oh Yes…. Your  Stinks Too!!!
We all know at least one…

The person who self-aggrandises, intent on making others think, feel, and look less than… while falsely building themselves up to be more than… 

They remind me of the story, The Emperor's New Clothes. The king obliviously marched around town and down the street with smug self-assurance. Not only does he believe his clothing is grand, people should fawn all over him… his  doesn't stink.

He needs a child, a voice that's heard, to say… “he thinks he's all that and a bag of chips… BUT,  his  stinks!!!

We all need that child's voice to state the reality around us. 
No matter who a person is or does, how much wealth they have, how well-known and famous, how envied… 

No one can escape, everybody's  stinks!

Sherry Barton 
May 10, 2024
Categories: stinks, humor, hyperbole, integrity,
Form: Other

Dead body

It's too cold for angels to fly up here,
It's too windy to raise a fire.
Explosion?
I don't know her.
And she doesn't care who or what she destroyed.
Life is just like a shard of frozen gold,
Coveted most when it cracks and ends.
Pardon me for being so bold,
But in the end even beauty here stinks.
Categories: stinks, age, beauty, death, life,
Form: Rhyme


Reading Stinks

Reading feels like a chore, a heavy weight, 
But it sharpens the mind like a blade. 
Books cause boredom to take over 
But wisdom is a flower that grows. 
Pages flip, leaving me wishing I was doing something else. 
But my brain is developing more and more.  
Though each crinkly, dusty page is taking away my joy, 
I know that reading will make me grow old. 
Although my excitement is not present for reading, 
I know that I will benefit from each black, bold word on the page.
Categories: stinks, 10th grade, anger, art,
Form: Free verse

When The Tank Stinks

Her skill sets though narrow,
are tried and tested,
she has the tools to navigate around
our reality without going belly-up.

Occasionally, we swim together
through the same plastic castles,
both observing
a suitably awkward silence,
for we both understand
that God has long stopped speaking
through the mouths
of those who are supposed to clean
our tank.

The murk now distorts and divides.
Scales fall from our eyes,
yet we dare not speak in bubbles
anymore.

However, the great and unknowable,
still guides us,
though we often wish
we could decipher the meaning of:

"A fish rots from the head down."
Categories: stinks, poetry,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberEVERYTHING STINKS

Everything stinks, nothing smells, as smell is the province of the nose and stink the invader of such provincial boundaries.
Categories: stinks, word play, words,
Form: Monoku


That Stinks

There is a reason poetry is scary,
because so many experts will say.
In order to write a poem correctly,
you must do it exactly their way.

If you google ‘how do I write poetry’,
you will end up with a million hits.
Each one of them saying something different,
it’s like picking the corn out of…your teeth.
Categories: stinks, poetry,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberBy Any Name, It Stinks

poo, just another
name for what some call 'do do'
that stinks up the loo
Categories: stinks, humor,
Form: Senryu

Premium MemberShe Stinks of Fish - Humour Warning

When Janice ate fish on the quay,
Next morning her pee smelled fishy,
She said Oh MY God
My pee smells of cod
Fish odour I did not foresee!





05/23/21
Categories: stinks, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Stinks In Jinx With Kinks

Stinks In Jinx with Kinks
Categories: stinks, allegory, analogy,
Form: I do not know?

Premium MemberStinks Tb

This poem stinks
Write, scratch, think, scream
Just blink, thoughts gone  

Contest: Any theme Than-Bauk Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Charles Messina
Written: 01-31-2019
Categories: stinks, funny, writing,
Form: Than-Bauk

Premium MemberWell That Stinks

I know a fine lady...Nina Parmenter 
Whose contest one day...I did enter 
I accidentally let out some gas 
From the cheeks of my...
Oops, a stinky lim, I now have...to present her 


Make me actually LOL Poetry Contest 
Sponsored by Nina Parmenter 
12-14-2018
Categories: stinks, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Peterborough Stinks

I boldly go where no-one has gone before
I will suffice
I will damage
I will element
I will dangerous
I will suffice
I will damage
Good Luck!
Categories: stinks, caregiving,
Form: Bio

Free Cee Jesus It Stinks In Here

JESUS IT STINKS IN HERE

I’m telling you, man, church really makes no sense
But that ain’t nothing new
Why do you think they burn incense,
And call a row of seats the “pew” ?
     © 2012…copyright PHREEPOETREE…~free cee!~
Categories: stinks, religion,
Form: Quatrain

Premium MemberThe Bullpen Stinks Tonight

When the home team has a five to two lead,
a dependable bullpen is what they need.
In the ninth inning, they want three outs more.
A relief pitcher has to shut the door.
Losing the lead for the team is crappy.
The hometown crowd will leave unhappy.

Such an incident happened the other night.
The events that transpired were a bizarre fright.
The “closer” was expected to deliver from harm.
However, he incurred spasms with his arm.
Unavailable, other pitchers took the mound.
Not one competent pitcher could be found.
The bases became loaded before we knew it.
All the runners scored, and the home team blew it.
The fans were sitting there dumbfounded and staid.
Six runs crossed home plate before the final out was made.

Therefore, the home team lost, and that was history.
Unfortunately this season, it has happened too frequently.
Categories: stinks, loss, sad, sports, home,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberThis Poem Stinks So Badly It Doesn'T Deserve a Name - Repost

This poem stinks.

It doesn't rhyme 
It doesn't do anything 
It has a little alliteration

well...

it will have some

because that's the easiest poetic element to incorporate 
and if it didn't have any poetic elements 
it would not be a poem 
but would be prose with 
randomly 
inserted 
carriage returns...

(are carriage returns extinct?)

and that would be dishonest. 

This is not a lying poem. 
That would be oxymoronic. 
It's a stinky poem.

And when I finish writing it 
I'm gonna print it out 
and tear it up 
into little bitty 
teensy weensy pieces 
(if I have enough patience to get that small) 
and flush it down the commode 
so it can join all the other 
excrementally effluential essences

(note the alliteration)

of all the other stuff that stinks 
almost as badly as 
this poem.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

was just diggin' through the archives and this one made me giggle and reminded me that I've places to go and people to see and mustn't procrastinate longer because the LAST MINUTE approacheth
Categories: stinks, on writing and words,
Form: Dramatic Verse

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