Best Stinks Poems

The dwelling place is in lofty mountain peak,
hidden from protruding human eyes that seek.
A lonely figure the Yowie cuts,
All contact from the outside world he shuts.

I saw him once, this hairy fellow,
a face so sad and eyes of yellow.
He stood on a ledge in sunshine's...

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This poem stinks.

It doesn't rhyme 
It doesn't do anything 
It has a little alliteration

well...

it will have some

because that's the easiest poetic element to incorporate 
and if it didn't have any poetic elements 
it would not be a poem 
but would be prose with 
randomly 
inserted...

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A fish flew out of the water.
Nobody knew why until he spoke,
he carried a warning for Mankind.

The fish looked human.
I need to talk to the CEO's, he said.
They came, the fish spoke.

If you don’t stop making and throwing plastics,
trash and garbage in the oceans, seas,...

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When Janice ate fish on the quay,
Next morning her pee smelled fishy,
She said Oh MY God
My pee smells of cod
Fish odour I did not foresee!





05/23/21...

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Love stinks

Hell yeah

Worse than fire and brimstone.

Love stinks

Hell yeah

Worse than cleaning nails with acetone.

Love stinks

Hell yeah

Stinky love follows me

And that stinky stuff won't leave me

The hell alone!

3-23-11...

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Give me a pleasant, 
Elevating and 
Elegant embrace
Times like these are Grim 

Believe in Him
Don’t give up on them –
The people you hang out with
So much fun, I can clearly see actually, 
Time and time again oh so unforgettably 

I am traveling my labyrinth-like dreams...

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No perfect verse
can be written before sleep;
it's better to procrastinate
than to write when your breath stinks!
No, I am not referring 
to unbrushed teeth
and unrinsed mouth,
but lots of gulping drinks!   
Even your pen swerves as a wheel of a car;
doesn't influence effects your ability
to...

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oh, chemistry
why are you so cruel.
why are you so difficult.
I'm trying so hard here.
I gave up on one dream,
please don't crush my last remaining hope
for happiness....

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This poem stinks.

It doesn't rhyme 
It doesn't do anything 
It has a little alliteration

well...

it will have some

because that's the easiest poetic element to incorporate 
and if it didn't have any poetic elements 
it would not be a poem 
but would be prose with 
randomly 
inserted...

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I boldly go where no-one has gone before
I will suffice
I will damage
I will element
I will dangerous
I will suffice
I will damage
Good Luck!...

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This poem’s stupid 
This poem stinks
Stinks as in shoes
Stinks like you
You are worthless
You are wrong
Wrong is right
Wrong defines bad
Bad people are shoved off
Bad things happen to the best
Best moments do not last
Best memories are taking
Taking stilly in a photo
Taking problems that mean nothing
Nothing stands up...

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When the home team has a five to two lead,
a dependable bullpen is what they need.
In the ninth inning, they want three outs more.
A relief pitcher has to shut the door.
Losing the lead for the team is crappy.
The hometown crowd will leave unhappy.

Such an incident...

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If love stinks so bad then why am I so happy why do I dream and look at the 
stars? Why do I laugh and smile at you? Why is it when you look in my eyes my 
love for you is so so great....

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This poem stinks
Write, scratch, think, scream
Just blink, thoughts gone  

Contest: Any theme Than-Bauk Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Charles Messina
Written: 01-31-2019...

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odor took its toll
yellow foam twist down the hole 
…spinning in the bowl

By Robb A. Kopp
All Rights Reserved © MMX...

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