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Rose Red Pyre Black Petals
...Visceral incantation from onyx velvet lips, moan, groan, to twist my bits as a witch. Salem pyre ancient oak standing the edifice, wrist shackled chains gather round vile cultist. Breast ......

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Categories: stiff as a board, dark, death, horror, murder,
Form: Free verse
2022 Polar Vortex Across Wide Band of North America
...2022 Polar Vortex - Across Wide Band Of North America Power outage here within mine happy hunting grounds (as well the ghosts of Lenni Lenape), viz Perkiomen Valley, Pennsylvania December tw......

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Categories: stiff as a board, 12th grade, adventure, america,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Broken Vessel -
...Broken vessel I come across frigid I come across cold stiff as a board never been Loved but energies attraction giving me affection I've been engaged to rearranged sp......

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Categories: stiff as a board, analogy, appreciation, endurance, forgiveness,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Premium Member Hieroglyphic ****
...the pharaohs phallus mummified stiff as a board tut tut naughty boy By David Kavanagh True story this, when they opened Tutankhamuns Sarcophagus, Imagine their b......

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Categories: stiff as a board, allegory, allusion, history, humorous,
Form: Senryu
Happy 49th Birthday
...If John hadn't died because of drugs, he would've turned forty-nine today. If John hadn't died, his fiftieth birthday would've been just one year away. The paramedics had planned to perform CPR but......

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Categories: stiff as a board, birthday, death, death of
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Curious Epitaphs
...Lecherous Luther was wont to grope He ceased to function at the end of a rope! Here lies Cletus as stiff as a board He slipped on the ice and busted his gourd! Here rests our dear Ruby who fa......

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Categories: stiff as a board, death, fate, humorous,
Form: Epitaph
Dinner With the Priest
...All those shells you hide behind Keep you in the empty womb An egg with no arms to hug No fingers to use the spoon No soap to wash the sin away Without them you lose yourself More importantly......

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Categories: stiff as a board, appreciation, bird, conflict, image,
Form: Free verse
Light As a Feather, Stiff As a Board
...Make sure you enunciate it loud and all five girls in accord… Then repeat three times, “light as a feather…stiff as a board”. One dark night, a sleepover turned to fear-......

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Categories: stiff as a board, scary,
Form: Rhyme
Mr Parky ,
...It's six months since I was told That Parkinson's was my ill It's taken over all I have It's made me very ill It's taking its time to get use to And sort out all the pills As they make me fe......

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Categories: stiff as a board, health,
Form: Free verse
Hint About Being Flagrant
...Hint About Being Flagrant Always had to give him a hard hint Are of his violations are flagrant Fragrance existed hearing the sound Of rear end and teeth together ground. If he could seem to......

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Categories: stiff as a board, humorous,
Form: Couplet
The Mischievous Mannequin
...In the lingerie dept. stiff as a board, a man came up and ogled and explored, struck another pose, right in the nose, man passing flat out on the floor. 11-20-16......

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Categories: stiff as a board, humor,
Form: Limerick
The Nudist Beach
...A preconception in my mind Of a nudist beach in the sun Men of pervy persuasion Roam the sands Eyes behind dark glasses Men with their dangly bits A display of exhibitionism? A desire to be......

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Categories: stiff as a board, beach, body, clothes, freedom,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Rising On Valentines Resur E Rection
...A rising on Valentines Resur – e – rection Four AM Valentines morn, I awoke, stiff as a board – stands a mighty oak, reaching up to heavenly skies – empty – whishing upon a star that would n......

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Categories: stiff as a board, passion,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Child Hood Out of the Mouths of Babes
...Child hood Out of the mouths of babes Comes a wisdom, a knowing. Sometimes getting lost in a rage of ever changing, ever growing. That desire less journey into age, where they will seldom ......

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Categories: stiff as a board, childhood,
Form: Rhyme
Pulled From the Abyss
...Assuming… cold… An abyss of extricated lies Squeezing out like bile from your brain I can’t breathe when the voice of yours Is so edgy…so rock hard As if my life is but a layer over you That you can ......

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Categories: stiff as a board, analogy, angel, dark, depression,
Form: Free verse

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