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Rose Red Pyre Black Petals
...Visceral incantation from onyx velvet lips, moan, groan, to twist my bits as a witch. Salem pyre ancient oak standing the edifice, wrist shackled chains gather round vile cultist. Breast ......

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Categories: stiff as a board, dark, death, horror, murder,
Form: Free verse
Poems For Poets V
...PROFESSOR POETS These are poems about professor poets and other “intellectuals” who miss the main point of poetry, which is to connect with readers via pleasing sounds and the communication of emo......

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Categories: stiff as a board, poems, poetry, poets,
Form: Rhyme



2022 Polar Vortex Across Wide Band of North America
...2022 Polar Vortex - Across Wide Band Of North America Power outage here within mine happy hunting grounds (as well the ghosts of Lenni Lenape), viz Perkiomen Valley, Pennsylvania December tw......

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Categories: stiff as a board, 12th grade, adventure, america,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Broken Vessel -
...Broken vessel I come across frigid I come across cold stiff as a board never been Loved but energies attraction giving me affection I've been engaged to rearranged sp......

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Categories: stiff as a board, analogy, appreciation, endurance, forgiveness,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Epigrams Vi
...Epigrams VI These are humorous epigrams including a form I call "Less Heroic Couplets." Less Heroic Couplets: Mini-Ode to Stamina by Michael R. Burch When you’ve given so much that I......

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Categories: stiff as a board, animal, death, dream, kiss,
Form: Epigram



Light Verse and Nonsense Verse I
...Light verse and nonsense verse Mini-Ode to Stamina by Michael R. Burch When you’ve given so much that I can’t bear your touch, then from a safe distance let me admire your persistence. ......

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Categories: stiff as a board, animal, fun, humor, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Hieroglyphic ****
...the pharaohs phallus mummified stiff as a board tut tut naughty boy By David Kavanagh True story this, when they opened Tutankhamuns Sarcophagus, Imagine their b......

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Categories: stiff as a board, allegory, allusion, history, humorous,
Form: Senryu
Doggerel I
...Doggerel I or Nonsense Verse A$$tronomical by Michael R. Burch Einstein, the frizzy-haired, proved E equals MC squared. Thus, all mass decreases as activity ceases? Not my mass, my a$$ dec......

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Categories: stiff as a board, dog, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Poems About Poems I
...Poems about Poems (I) What the Poet Sees by Michael R. Burch What the poet sees, he sees as a swimmer ~~~underwater~~~ watching the shoreline blur sees through his breath’s weightless ......

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Categories: stiff as a board, creation, god, muse, poems,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Monty Python Experience
...Craziest time... Under my sheet Felt something strange... Tickling my feet My wife wasn't there... She had slept at her momma's So I knew it wasn't her... That had crawled up my pajam......

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Categories: stiff as a board, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Poems About Poets I
...Poems about Poets I The Wonder Boys by Michael R. Burch for Leslie Mellichamp The stars were always there, too-bright cliches: scintillant truths the jaded world outgrew as baffled poet......

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Categories: stiff as a board, inspiration, muse, poems, poetry,
Form: Verse
The State of the Art
...The State of the Art (I) by Michael R. Burch Has rhyme lost all its reason and rhythm, renascence? Are sonnets out of season and poems but poor pretense? Are poets lacking fire, their word......

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Categories: stiff as a board, art, muse, poems, poetry,
Form: Verse
The Making of a Poet
...The Making of a Poet by Michael R. Burch While I don’t consider “Poetry” to be my best poem—I wrote the first version in my teens—it’s a poem that holds special meaning for me; I call it my ars p......

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Categories: stiff as a board, art, love, poems, poetry,
Form: Verse
Limericks Vi - Religion
...Limericks VI - Religion Pell-Mell for Hell Mel by Michael R. Burch There once was a Baptist named Mel who condemned all non-Christians to hell. When he stood before God he felt like a clod ......

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Categories: stiff as a board, christian, humor, humorous, light,
Form: Limerick
Limericks I - Relatives and Relativity
...Limericks I - Relatives and Relativity The Cosmological Constant by Michael R. Burch Einstein, the frizzy-haired, said E equals MC squared. Thus all mass decreases as activity ceases? Not ......

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Categories: stiff as a board, humor, humorous, light, nonsense,
Form: Limerick

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