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Short Stiff As A Board Poems

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The Mischievous Mannequin
In the lingerie dept. stiff as a board,
a man came up and ogled and explored,
struck another pose,
right in the nose,
man passing flat out on the floor.






11-20-16...

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Categories: stiff as a board, humor,
Form: Limerick



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the pharaohs phallus
          mummified stiff as a board
               tut tut naughty boy

By
David Kavanagh


True story this, when they opened Tutankhamuns 
Sarcophagus, Imagine their bewilderment to 
find King Tut's mummy, and his symbolically 
embalmed erect phallus
Perhaps this is what Lord Carnarvon thought...

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Categories: stiff as a board, allegory, allusion, history, humorous, mystery, symbolism,
Form: Senryu
Driftwood
stiff as a board lying
in the wake of another dream
an imprint of your body fading
from my bed's white shore

"when will you be back?"
the soft breeze gone unanswered
lost to the loneliness of the wind

"i want you to come.."
yet a sudden realization sucked breath
from yearning's end

although death was on your lips last night
i will not forget what we had...

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Categories: stiff as a board, sea
Form: Free verse
Driftwood
driftwood

stiff as a board lying
in the wake of another dream
an imprint of your body fading
from my bed's white shore

"when will you be back?"
the soft breeze gone unanswered
lost to the loneliness of the wind

"i want you to come.."
yet a sudden realization sucked breath
from yearning's end

although death was on your lips last night
i will not forget what we had...

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Categories: stiff as a board, dedication
Form: I do not know?
Your Dissapearance
your dissapearance
worried all
through the wind
your name we called
on the ground you lie
look of your eyes
glare into mine
stiff as a board
you had died
my heart torn

your dissapearance
i shed all this sadness
no sleep at night
knowing without you
by my side
sorrow no more runs around
every night a candle lit
to light your way 
through darkness
i still cry

your dissapearance
a shedded memory
happened days ago
you were my loving puppy...

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Categories: stiff as a board, death, loss, sad,
Form: Free verse




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