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Hieroglyphic Porn

the pharaohs phallus mummified stiff as a board tut tut naughty boy By David Kavanagh True story this, when they opened Tutankhamuns Sarcophagus, Imagine their bewilderment to find King Tut's mummy, and his symbolically embalmed erect phallus Perhaps this is what Lord Carnarvon thought

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Caren Krutsinger

Date: 1/20/2021 5:02:00 AM

I cannot imagine their surprise and delight! Snicker. Snicker.

David Kavanagh
Date: 1/20/2021 9:09:00 AM

That’s exactly what I was trying to imagine, when I wrote this one, tut tut naughty girl, cheers David

Christopher Flaherty

Date: 1/17/2021 9:29:00 AM

Tut , Tut The Old Egyptians must have had some potent Viagra

David Kavanagh
Date: 1/17/2021 1:41:00 PM

Yeah there is a certain primeval mystique about ancient Egypt, definitely agree we regressed into the dark ages, makes me wonder what the hell happened I mean it makes no sense technologically wise

Christopher Flaherty
Date: 1/17/2021 12:32:00 PM

Funny when you think about it we actually regressed and went backwards not forwards considering what they were capable of. Would love to have been there to see the Great pyramid being built

Christopher Flaherty
Date: 1/17/2021 12:30:00 PM

My absolute favorite period of history David . I used to go to Egyptology classes. Amazing to think the Pyramids were over 2000÷ years old when Alexander the Great and the Romans conquered Egypt.

David Kavanagh
Date: 1/17/2021 9:55:00 AM

Yeah some crazy going ons in there time apparently he also married his sister when aged 9,

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 1/15/2021 6:50:00 AM

- The whole body becomes stiff after death ... maybe it was his first time erect phallus ... :))) - // Anne-Lise :)

David Kavanagh
Date: 1/15/2021 8:07:00 AM

Ha ha who knows, Anne Lise, all sorts of strange theories, surround the story, some very outlandish indeed, cheers David,

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 1/15/2021 3:50:00 AM

Wow! Crazy story!

David Kavanagh
Date: 1/15/2021 4:16:00 AM

Really is Kim, so the history books say, one can only wonder what the real significance and meaning was, cheers

Jan Allison

Date: 1/15/2021 3:20:00 AM

absolutely hilarious am speechless lol lol -:-) hugs Jan x

David Kavanagh
Date: 1/15/2021 3:39:00 AM

Know what Jan another true story I was actually thinking of sending the idea to you for one of your crazy limericks wasn’t sure if you’d have been interested, cheers David