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Speedos Poems - Poems about Speedos
Speedos Poems - Examples of all types of poems about speedos to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read
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ten speed grannies
...they fly through the streets on ten speed bikes wearing tight speedos delighting their men showing off tattoos and ***** three well-known grannies who have taught the town to play......
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Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
speedos,
age,
Form:
Free verse
Sink or Swim
...A tropical vacation that I never shall forget The clearest cleanest ocean that I’ve ever seen as yet I dabbled in a rock pool with a bamboo handled net I told my wife, “It’s just for fun, to see w......
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Terry Flood
Categories:
speedos,
vacation,
Form:
Monorhyme
007
...I'd love to drive A DB5 Be slim and nimble Have a 'Q' issued thimble Own a PPK Called Walter some day Raise an eyebrow at death No intake of breath Be attractive to women Wear tight ......
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Sam Scott
Categories:
speedos,
film,
Form:
Rhyme
Some Temples
...In the far Far East, a few strange Hindu temples are intricately carved, & are most pornographically exuberant, everywhere there are wrathful-playful-sexual- vengeful-gesturing-carousing-beckon ......
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Eric Ashford
Categories:
speedos,
poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Horkel and Snorkel Can'T Get No Girlie Action
...Horkel and Snorkel set out for the pool Wearing their Speedos, they thought they looked cool ~ H & S posed, then dove in Speedos came off, revealed skin ~ At infantile stunts, cute......
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Gershon Wolf
Categories:
speedos,
boy, cool, girl, water,
Form:
Limerick
When Ned Came To the Island With His Dog
...When Ned came to the island with his dog greeted by the men in bulging Speedos, some he knew and many that he didn't he saw the tip of an enormous iceberg the submerged of which would quickly be......
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Dr Richard A Martin Jr
Categories:
speedos,
allusion, anger, angst, care,
Form:
Sonnet
Bikinis and Speedos
...Bikinis and Speedos worn with glee exposing more than some want to see but hey, those people look just like me it all hangs out on the Black Sea coast Saint-Tropez... not for most so pack y......
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Peter W Iversen
Categories:
speedos,
beach, funny, imagery, sun,
Form:
Rhyme
Some Temples
...Some temples are cluttered. Everywhere there are wrathful-playful-sexual-vengeful- gesturing-carousing-beckoning- ascending-descending-riding- weeping-flying-singing, or just sitting around ......
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Eric Ashford
Categories:
speedos,
poetry,
Form:
Blank verse
Death of the Dinosaurs
...The day the asteroid arrived the dinosaurs were playing, With toys and bats and balls and things, some dancing jigs and swaying. Young Betty Brontosaurus was renowned for being dim, She was runnin......
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John Wilmore
Categories:
speedos,
funny, history, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
Fashion At Moma
...“Is Fashion Modern?” MOMA* asks And so, in its new show, The items on display are there To let us know it’s so. A pair of Levi’s, baseball caps, Bikinis and berets, A Wonderbra, dashikis, kil......
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Ilene Bauer
Categories:
speedos,
clothes,
Form:
Rhyme
Men Only 2- For Contest
...A men only poem, well I never- that is something odd, for a start submissions from men who pick noses and then will polish it off with a fart. We undress like drunken mime artists look like w......
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©
Viv Wigley
Categories:
speedos,
humor, men,
Form:
Limerick
Baltimore Tales
...Baltimore Tales lazy fat cat meowing, begging for a meal, mother baking cookies, grates an orange peel. husband’s belly flopping, cold beer in his hand, watching Jimmy Kimmel, singing with......
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©
Gabriel Magno
Categories:
speedos,
crazy, mom, , cute,
Form:
Verse
Cock Sure
...You can see me at the beach I’m a hunk and there’s no doubt In my budgie smuggler pants You can tell that I work out With my speedos fully loaded I’m a magnet for the women And I always get m......
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John Fenn
Categories:
speedos,
funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Glory Days
...He oozed charm, this aging lothario. Gallantry was his middle name. Yet, he lived in the past in the glory days of football wins and cheerleaders… denying his saggy abdomen blind eye, and fungu......
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Debbie Guzzi
Categories:
speedos,
caregiving, daughter, father, introspection,
Form:
Narrative
Smirkedy Smirk.( Sung To a Great Song: Yakety Yak.)
...He's quick to flash his latest jewel. They must have brought it by mule. And while he's dazzling your eyes. He's quickly saying his goodbyes. Smirkedey Smirk. What a jerk! He's spotted mermai......
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Gerard Keogh Jr.
Categories:
speedos,
parody, people, song-lyric
Form:
Lyric
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