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~Merry, Merry~ Twas the night before Christmas and all around my house…. I heard loud footsteps,far heavier than even an overweight,mouse. Irene, my calico cat,so high on good weed, snuggled in her bed. While images of muscular hunks in speedos, danced in my old, poetic head! When out on my lawn, I heard such a clamarous noise…. I wished and wished Santa brought me a sleigh full of boy-toys. I decided to look outside and see what was the matter. And, behold, the handsome fireman, who saved my life last week, was climbing up the ladder! The moon on his legs, gave off such a amberescent glow….. I swear, it seemed as though I had snorted a big wad of blow! He was so young, no grandpa was he, and not one wrinkle. And those big, blue eyes, did far more than just twinkle!! The crest of the moon on the new fallen snow. Higltlighted,his muscular, gluteus maximus…. Far more, than you will ever be blessed to know! He climbed down the ladder and inquired if I was alright. I thanked him for the visit, and for my best ever,glorious, Christmas Eve Night! 12/23/2024

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Date: 1/19/2025 8:14:00 AM
Oh my beautiful Pangie what a delightful gem and a Fav! Great laughter and truth of joy in our hearts! In reading this smiling song I realized we are Santa to each other if we choose to be! Merry Christmas and a Joyful Happy New Year! Chantelle xoxo
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Date: 1/2/2025 2:59:00 PM
You just crack me up Pangie with your wonderfully funny, cheeky humour….l just love it l really do. You have many interesting aspects with your poetry Pangie but my favourite is your humour , passion and zest for life! You go girl hehe! I hope 2025 holds great happiness and humour for you my friend! Debx
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Date: 1/2/2025 10:32:00 PM
Dearest Deb…My laughter is built upon tears of thr past and present, people are like monsters, coming out of a closet to breamy heart or belittle me? Each one of them “hi! Thank you. “They have made me stronger, Woo-hoo.Celebrate? They have not succeeded in hurting me! My humor comes from small minds thinking they are God! Sorry, that job was takem millions of years ago.duh! Glad you liked this.I kept reading it and laughing. I like off the wall homor. It is Me I am far from boring. I like wild people. I have no interest ever in winning, writing poems like these are a win, having fun friends are the best. My love to you. Pangie, Loon of California
Date: 12/28/2024 2:52:00 AM
Maybe it was Santa in disguise - Come to give you a massive surprise - With a fireman's lift - To show he was fit - And a kiss to put stars in your eyes... Beryl
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Date: 1/2/2025 10:11:00 PM
Dear Beryl…… you amaze me with such a delightfully ,creative and touching comment!)) Hugs, Pangiexx
Date: 12/25/2024 2:34:00 PM
Merry Christmas and I hope all your-'happy ever ladder' dreams come true! And won't even ask what you got to unwrap under the tree, lol. Your poem says it all with holiday spirit!
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Date: 12/26/2024 4:05:00 AM
Had a great time …sans what I wanred,of course! You do know, this was a silly fantasy. And by the way, one as a poet, I loved it. It was simply astounding Iu could write this way. Thank you for reading it .one of my favorites! Happy Chanukah, a# well. Pangie. I am so tired of inspiring others)) Rodney Dangerfield liked it, I heard)))
Date: 12/24/2024 8:03:00 PM
Well, I see who made your motor purrrrrr there. ~ Katz Mi Yow
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Date: 12/24/2024 9:57:00 PM
Hi Gershon, just got back from a family Christmas! It was fun to write this. I used the words, blow and weed, as they fit the rhyme patterrns. In real, i life do not drink or use. I just wanted to make that clear. I loved those handsome firemen.! Thank you for reading this. Pangie xx
Date: 12/24/2024 4:24:00 AM
Hi Pangie, that was a great Christmas present, wishing you a happy Christmas and a healthy new year God bless.
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Date: 12/24/2024 9:28:00 AM
Dear John, i think you…are Santa Claus, ! Each day you bring me the gift of a comment, Or are yoou an angel!? In either case, thank you. Same wishes for you. Wii lewith my family tonight. Pangie xx
Date: 12/24/2024 3:39:00 AM
Nothing better when the guy in red actually delivers the right present.
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Date: 12/24/2024 9:21:00 AM
Paul! Marry Christmas Day,,,,the time for Santa nears! Pangiexx
Date: 12/23/2024 4:00:00 PM
Amazing poem for Christmas. So funny and wonderful. It really made me laugh too. Merry Christmas!!
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Date: 12/23/2024 4:35:00 PM
I am glad you laughed, Elena! It is meant to be silly. I write enough “ meanngful” poems these past five years. ))). Its much easier for me to be funny with an audiebce,in comedy there is the pleasure of an immediate response. To a comedienne, great for the ego.Appluse is awesome pls getting to have people ask for your autograph. Golly, what an ego booster that is. Pangie thank you, Hope San a brings you all your gear’s delights. Pangie xx
Date: 12/23/2024 2:55:00 PM
Hello Panagiota, Wow! this is quite a poem. it had my imagination going there as I re Merry Christmas and all the best for the New Year. Hugs. /Darlene/xxx
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 12/24/2024 5:14:00 AM
Hello Panagiota, a broken heart is better than having broken bones. Your welcome twice. Hugs. /Darlene/ xxx
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Date: 12/23/2024 3:56:00 PM
You know me too well!! LOL.that night I fell, was the happiest night of my year. No broken bones just a broken heart when the left. Thank you twice. Pangie xx
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 12/23/2024 3:28:00 PM
Hello Panagiota, Yes I know that firemen are very good looking. Yes i know you love to do stand up comedy. your welcome. Hugs. /Darlene/ xxx
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Date: 12/23/2024 3:20:00 PM
Yes, dear friend, plenty of saucy imagination. That is a perfect way to put it. Firemen are extremely good looking and masuline! It was fun to be silly for a change of pace!! I am silly in real life ask Elena! I loved doing stand up comedy. Best thank yotimes of my life. Hugs.Pangie.xx

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