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Horkel and Snorkel Can'T Get No Girlie Action

Horkel and Snorkel set out for the pool
  Wearing their Speedos, they thought they looked cool ~
     H & S posed, then dove in
     Speedos came off, revealed skin ~
   At infantile stunts, cute girls do not drool

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Caren Krutsinger

Date: 9/29/2022 11:07:00 AM

Liked the poem, but LOVED Belle's comment!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/29/2022 6:03:00 PM

Talk about two 'incredible shrinking gents!' lol. Belle sure came up with a corker of a comment!! :) gw

Bill Baker

Date: 9/24/2022 11:04:00 PM

Because the two of them make the girls think ...fool! Another good Limerick, my friend. Bill

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 9/24/2022 8:05:00 PM

Horkel and Snorkel who thought they were hunks - Came to the pool in the tiniest trunks - They went for a dive - And soon lost their pride - When they lost their trunks and credentials shrunk.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/24/2022 9:01:00 PM

'their credentials shrunk!' -- Hysterical, Belle! You REALLY should post some limericks. You are so funny, clever, and on target! Methinks so, anyway. Keep smiling, Gershon

Mike Gentile

Date: 9/24/2022 4:31:00 AM

Perhaps they should take a cue from Heckle and Jeckle! Keep 'em comin" GW, love your imagination!! Happy Saturday!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/24/2022 9:00:00 PM

Heh, heh: Heckle and Jeckle told me that they have their own 'peckel' to deal with. Keep smiling, Mike!

Anne E Sangster - K

Date: 9/23/2022 3:43:00 PM

Lol What a surprise that was for the girls. I had a stressful day today and needed a good laugh. Another fun one Gershon :-)

Anne E Sangster - K
Date: 9/25/2022 3:49:00 AM

So true laughter is the best medicine. The names... Horkel and Snorkel really got me! Lol :-D

Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/24/2022 9:06:00 PM

Happy to be the delivery boy for a good laugh. ~ Laughter, the BEST Medicine. Thanks, Anne.

Jeff Kyser

Date: 9/23/2022 3:38:00 PM

Down in the lock-up, Still in their speedos. Sharks are a-circling, Seems they were pedos.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/24/2022 9:09:00 PM

Ouch! 'Pedos?' Careful where you tread, O friend. lol. You are clever as ever, Jeff! Happiness and Light, Gershon

Michael Tor

Date: 9/23/2022 12:25:00 PM

Surprise surprise as Gomer Pyle use to say. lol. Thanks for the smile Gershon...

Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/24/2022 9:10:00 PM

Well, hey, Sergeant Carter, you'll just never guess what I just found in the barracks here. This adorable little kitty purring away... (Oy, vey!). lol. Keep smiling, Michael!