Gershon Wolf Poet Limerick

Horkel and Snorkel Can'T Get No Girlie Action

Horkel and Snorkel set out for the pool
  Wearing their Speedos, they thought they looked cool ~
     H & S posed, then dove in
     Speedos came off, revealed skin ~
   At infantile stunts, cute girls do not drool

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Caren Krutsinger September 29, 2022 at 11:07 AM Liked the poem, but LOVED Belle's comment! Gershon Wolf September 29, 2022 at 6:03 PM Talk about two 'incredible shrinking gents!' lol. Belle sure came up with a corker of a comment!! :) gw

Bill Baker September 24, 2022 at 11:04 PM Because the two of them make the girls think ...fool! Another good Limerick, my friend. Bill

Beryl Edmonds September 24, 2022 at 8:05 PM Horkel and Snorkel who thought they were hunks - Came to the pool in the tiniest trunks - They went for a dive - And soon lost their pride - When they lost their trunks and credentials shrunk. Gershon Wolf September 24, 2022 at 9:01 PM 'their credentials shrunk!' -- Hysterical, Belle! You REALLY should post some limericks. You are so funny, clever, and on target! Methinks so, anyway. Keep smiling, Gershon

Mike Gentile September 24, 2022 at 4:31 AM Perhaps they should take a cue from Heckle and Jeckle! Keep 'em comin" GW, love your imagination!! Happy Saturday! Gershon Wolf September 24, 2022 at 9:00 PM Heh, heh: Heckle and Jeckle told me that they have their own 'peckel' to deal with. Keep smiling, Mike!

Anne E Sangster - K September 23, 2022 at 3:43 PM Lol What a surprise that was for the girls. I had a stressful day today and needed a good laugh. Another fun one Gershon :-) Anne E Sangster - K September 25, 2022 at 3:49 AM So true laughter is the best medicine. The names... Horkel and Snorkel really got me! Lol :-D Gershon Wolf September 24, 2022 at 9:06 PM Happy to be the delivery boy for a good laugh. ~ Laughter, the BEST Medicine. Thanks, Anne.

Jeff Kyser September 23, 2022 at 3:38 PM Down in the lock-up, Still in their speedos. Sharks are a-circling, Seems they were pedos. Gershon Wolf September 24, 2022 at 9:09 PM Ouch! 'Pedos?' Careful where you tread, O friend. lol. You are clever as ever, Jeff! Happiness and Light, Gershon

Michael Tor September 23, 2022 at 12:25 PM Surprise surprise as Gomer Pyle use to say. lol. Thanks for the smile Gershon... Gershon Wolf September 24, 2022 at 9:10 PM Well, hey, Sergeant Carter, you'll just never guess what I just found in the barracks here. This adorable little kitty purring away... (Oy, vey!). lol. Keep smiling, Michael!

L Milton Hankins September 23, 2022 at 8:20 AM So true, gw. So true! Gershon Wolf September 24, 2022 at 9:11 PM Thanks, Milt. Truth is hard to come by these days. Have a blessed Sunday. :) gw

Tom Cunningham September 23, 2022 at 12:28 AM Lol time to change the elastic. Tom Gershon Wolf September 24, 2022 at 9:19 PM Ha, ha, ha, ha! Horkel and Snorkel's elastic went spastic, I guess. Thanks for the chuckle, Tom!