Best Speedos Poems

Bikinis and Speedos
worn with glee
exposing more
than some want to see
but hey, those people 
look just like me
it all hangs out
on the Black Sea coast
Saint-Tropez... not for most
so pack your bags
I'll meet you there
we can tan the fat
without a care...

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I'd love to drive
A DB5

Be slim and nimble
Have a 'Q' issued thimble

Own a PPK
Called Walter some day

Raise an eyebrow at death
No intake of breath

Be attractive to women
Wear tight speedos to swim in

Have the Maldives as back-up
Let the Amex card rack-up

Pout on photos when taken
Rather martinis...

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