Speedo Poems - Poems about Speedo

...It’s heading for our planet at ten thousand miles an hour To stop it all the experts say we haven’t got the power All the nukes in all the world won’t constitute a plan So someone said, ‘All we ca......

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...This most peculiar man Who did handstands in the pool Always in the shallow end In his speedo, to stay cool? I've seen him dance in the street alone This most peculiar man Or out lying on the......

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...A dapper old fellow from Toledo Possessed a super active libido Searching for a bride Then, losing his stride Finally gave up wearing his speedo. Written April 27, 2021......

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...When I first saw it in the dark corner there where none would see it hidden away from sight dark green was its color in the darkness hard to see with few bright glitters catching the lig......

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...This passing “pet” he’s not ours yet he plays his hunch stops by for brunch too big for a Speedo he wears his tuxedo. He’s tender, he’s tough though he longs for the touch soft scratch, or de......

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...Sitting behind the sign on highway one Waiting for hoons the whole day long The cruiser was primed and ready to go To catch the malefactors in their tale of woo In those days you had to hunt t......

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...I knew of a man from Toledo, Who laid on the beach in a Speedo, No muscles he had, It really was sad, He had no physique nor libido. He watched all the slim, pretty girls, The ones with their......

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...Dear Mother’s new flamboyant beau Suggested I should take a job, Instead I hopped aboard our Lear And winged my way to St. Tropez To mope, quiescent, on hot sand, Ambivalent for Mother, dear, U......

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...You may think that I am famous Can't recall my name but You've seen me hang out with the stars Believe me I'm right there with ya I'm in their every picture They don't know me but I know who t......

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...Highway Speed Cops Have speedy tops!: Motorists they halt And check every fault Mostly: 'Are ya alert "Fatalities to avert?" To mind speedo metre Accidents to deter Cops raise their Trap E......

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...Sure feel the cold a whole lot more Since losing a bunch of pounds Never considered there'd be side effects And there's surely others I've found Actually need a whole new wardrobe Costly to ......

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...Used to be the weather was frightful People covered themselves from head to toe Now, despite the fact it’s Christmas season I see more sand, than I see snow The temperatures keep on elevating To the ......

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...When I was young I had a car It didn’t cost too much It didn’t have a speedo It didn’t have a clutch The doors, they wouldn’t open And the roof was non existent The wheels were always squeaking......

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...There is a state of mind known as woebegone In which one feels like an addict on methadone The more one tries to feel upbeat The more one suffers mental defeat And the mind plays on like a gramop......

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...There once was an Olympic swimmer Who accidently ate Viagra for dinner His Speedo grew tight He was awarded that night A gold medal as the pole-vault winner......

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