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Reconsidered Approach

A dapper old fellow from Toledo
Possessed a super active libido
Searching for a bride
Then, losing his stride
Finally gave up wearing his speedo.


Written April 27, 2021

Copyright © L Milton Hankins | Year Posted 2021

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Caren Krutsinger

April 28, 2021 at 10:16 PM

Oh, man, how uncomfortable was that!

L Milton Hankins

April 29, 2021 at 8:22 AM

Funny, Caren. At first I wrote "a young filly from Toledo," but realized women don't wear speedos! So...well, I don't think they do, do they?

April 27, 2021 at 3:54 PM

Ha, ha! Question: After he gave up (on his speedo), what was left?!! lol. Happy Tuesday evening, Milt. :) gw

L Milton Hankins

April 27, 2021 at 6:17 PM

Probably much less than he thought he had all those years!

April 27, 2021 at 11:24 AM

Concise, very clever and funny! Thumbs up L.M.H.!!---anselmo boles

L Milton Hankins

April 27, 2021 at 12:03 PM

Thanks a bushel, Anselmo. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

April 27, 2021 at 9:05 AM

Ha good one Milton, I thought you where going to end on a biting mosquito, but the speedo line works just fine, cheers David

L Milton Hankins

April 27, 2021 at 6:18 PM

Okay by me!

April 27, 2021 at 2:30 PM

Ha I’ll keep that in mind, we can share the royalties

L Milton Hankins

April 27, 2021 at 11:19 AM

It was originally a "young filly" from Toledo, but then I realized women don't wear Speedos!

L Milton Hankins

April 27, 2021 at 11:18 AM

Hey, David, you can borrow this one and finish it up with "mosquito." LOL

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