Exhibitionist (On Purpose)

Showing off the ultimate bathing fright,
worked all winter preparing a delight.
Laid off the usual beer,
summer now finally here.
His Speedo package outrageous and tight!


*For the battle of the bulge contest.   It only takes one Speedo to ruin a day at the beach!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Cwiak Avatar
May 27, 2010 at 11:20 AM
Sometimes, it doesn't even take one speedo...lol Congrats on your win in the contest. Dan C
Freeman Avatar
May 26, 2010 at 5:46 PM
Congratulations on your #10 John, Agape, Moses
Sweetheart Avatar
May 26, 2010 at 12:46 PM
Congrats John on your big win in the Bulge contest with this great write... enjoy your victory ..with luv from the "Sweetheart"
Johnson Avatar
May 26, 2010 at 10:39 AM
Congratulations on your top ten win. Great job. Love, Joyce
Devonshire Avatar
May 26, 2010 at 9:44 AM
Beware those speedo packages, John. Enjoyed your witty poem! Congratulations on your success in the contest. Love, Carolyn
Mehta Avatar
May 23, 2010 at 2:36 AM
A very nice write. yes I agree it takes one speedo. Good luck in the contest
Roberts Avatar
May 22, 2010 at 5:18 PM
OMG, laughed out loud at this one, good luck in the contest
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May 22, 2010 at 4:44 PM
Yikes! Now that's a scary thought. You have me smiling with this one. Best wishes in the contest. Karen
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