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Sports Limerick

There once was an Olympic swimmer
Who accidently ate Viagra for dinner
His Speedo grew tight
He was awarded that night
A gold medal as the pole-vault winner

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Debbie Guzzi

October 22, 2010 at 5:23 PM

ahhhhhhh HA an actual limerick Taaadaaaaaaaaa! Loved it! And naughty as a limerick should be too! Congrad's Light & Love ( a 7 and too my fav's)

Andrea Dietrich

October 13, 2010 at 8:30 PM

good grief, Joe I am surprised this didn't take top place. It's the perfect limerick with tha "naughty humor!" Iwonder if anyone else did a naughty one! Loved it. Andrea

Mitch White

October 12, 2010 at 9:26 PM

Very funny and a bit daring lol- Congrats to you Joe

Carol Sunshine Brown

October 12, 2010 at 10:59 AM

Congratulations on your win Joe in Linda-Marie's contest "Let's Limerick". Love, Carol

Daniel Cwiak

October 12, 2010 at 9:25 AM

Terrific play on the words for both sports, Joe. Congrats on your win in the contest. Dan C

John Freeman

October 12, 2010 at 8:31 AM

Witty top ten winner, Joe, Congratulations. Agape, Moses

Dr Hitendra Mehta

October 12, 2010 at 4:56 AM

congrats on win... Luv/Best wishes always ...Hitendra Mehta

Dr.Ram Mehta

October 12, 2010 at 3:05 AM

Congratulations on the well deserved win in the contest, Joe

Francine Roberts

October 11, 2010 at 11:20 PM

congrats on your win Joe with this risque entry

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

October 11, 2010 at 8:55 PM

Congrats Joe on your success in my Limerick contest with this awesome entry luv.. appreciate your continued support with luv..

Sylvia Coulstock

October 9, 2010 at 6:05 PM

Hi Joe.I think I'm being corrupted since joining Soup! But I haven't had so many laughs, you gave me another one, thank you. Good luck with this entry for the comp. luv June(Sylvia)