Apartment 62 Nosy Neighbour Observations: Part 1: Speedo Handstands

This most peculiar man Who did handstands in the pool Always in the shallow end In his speedo, to stay cool? I've seen him dance in the street alone This most peculiar man Or out lying on the public grass Working on his his tan. But mostly I saw him by the water His banana hammock donned. This most peculiar man Some of the neighbours, not too fond. But every warm and sunny day His feet rose above his hands Waving about in his speedo again This most peculiar man.