Snoring Poems - Poems about Snoring

I can’t answer that question~ I always fall asleep before my wife does...

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my dog is snoring a sound quite profound in the still of the night he dreams with a frown chasing cats or perhaps a large bone with each little grunt i can't help but smile for in his deep slumber his dreams run wild life's simple pleasures in a furry surround the world is at peace in this cozy surround as my...

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I’m lying here In my broken bed That’s caving in Under my nothingness Waiting (not patiently) For my pregnant brain To quiet down Waiting for the Swishing sound Between my ears To finally cease Waiting for your light snoring To begin, so that mine Can take over Waiting in my broken bed That’s caving in Under my nothingness But I’m not alone You are there On your side Of the caved...

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Snoring Serenity! The slumbering scent of flowers/ in the valleyside villages sprout/ lyrics through photosynthetic process/ for butterflies to cluster with love/ and pollinate with caress/. The moon in the cloudless night/ snores serenity with its shiny light/ to the world in perfect time and prime/ without receiving a dime/. oh, what a great snoring serenity you're/....

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Let me expire in your sweet arms tonight Let me give you my love, my last breath Revive me, love me, and kiss me. Until death We had promised to be together, that's right. In your arms, I'm at ease and quite comfortable There I feel being in heaven. I have tears in my eyes Because we are in love. You...

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It is common knowledge to those who have shared rooms with the groom and those who have only shared houses with him, he snores and no matter what one tries to do to stop him, or to dampen the sound, his snoring stubbornly soars After having tried everything from clothes pegs to sound-proof walls after drowning out...

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I’ve worked hard, my muscles are sore. It’s hard to sleep because I snore. She said, “it’s time, I’ll have no more, To the couch”, she evened the score. Don’t think bad of her, she was right. After all this was the third straight night. I had the chance to save my plight, The choice to work on wasn’t bright. Another day’s work...

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Ageing retainer losing hearing and codependent consciousness in this silent sacred season snoring snowy wonder A winterish hibernating memory, Dreams of globally peaceful slumber resolving GoldenRules engaging compassionately personal political powering plunder and mortal offending self-righteousness Getting mine while I still can Revisiting now absent win/win sensory Spring of outdoor lusty, wildly crusty sacred wonder as I snow-bound OldMan wander into passionately dormant wonder....

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Two friends went on a weekend tour All night one of them did snore …grrrrrr The other sat up She could not put up She murmured “What awful bore!”…rrrrr Nov.18.2022 A Fun Holiday Limerick Syllables- 8-8-5-5-8 ( HMS ) Sponsor- Tania Kitchin...

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Snoring A process So natural and uncontrolled Telling people You're asleep and defendless You're so innocent And arrogance A character so volatile Telling people Your peer groups Your colleagues Your boss You're challenging Dangerous and unwelcome Inviting openly Unforcasted enmity...

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Snoring is happening on both sides of me. Two dogs, two snoring creatures. It sounds delectable and delightful. I type as fast as I can, thinking of a good nap. Crazy that when I was younger, I despised them And now I live for them; I love them. I cannot get enough of them. Thank you, dogs....

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I call it purring when it’s convenient to me — the soft, gentle sound of you asleep. But in the middle of the night, with your nostrils roaring and me, wide awake, is when I call it snoring....

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Pounding, drenching, teeming rain Is coming down so fast The flowers on my brand-new mum Are gone; I’d hoped they’d last. The downpours seem to alternate With lulls of less intent But don’t be fooled - the pace will soon Renew our discontent. Some places have tornado scares; For us, some floods may flow. It’s raining and it’s pouring; The old man is snoring so!...

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in recliner on sandy beach he went to sleep, his faithful wife, sat by his side, began to weep, all that money wasted on such a lazy cause, his snoring whistles like sea waves play without pause! 3rd placement Written 30/08/21 Milton L Hankins sponsored Light Verse(2) contest 12 syllables each line AaBb rhyme...

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Saturated, each labored breath holds the weight of a jet plane, rumbling through closed bedroom doors, booming with echos down the hallway's extension, unfaltering to continuous clock ticks, rattling with shouts above the pounding rain, penetrating through cork canal barricades, brazen and relentless in the hour of rest. 6-25-2021...

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