Sniffy Poems - Poems about Sniffy

Brian Bilston's Breviloquence

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Don't have to be a sleuth

To find ample proof 

 A well worn trampled truth

That to besmirch 

Not be kind

On a pedant’s perch

Scorn and be aloof 

Is quite simply uncouth


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Jofradamus can see the future

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Oi Oi ..saveloy…caps do doff..bless Joffy boy…with injury woes and blows…

From the off some did scoff…Joff can no longer bowl for toffee…clearly not really…

Not being coy but some of those pr...

Rum n Raisin 19 - The Big Cheese

...“What is it?” said Raisin. Rum said, “I don’t know,
Let’s find us a hill and watch that thing go.”
Walnut said, “Hold up; I’ve seen one of these,
It looks like a wheel, but it is, in fact, cheese....

Lovely weather for Dunners' ducks

...Lovely weather for Dunners' ducks (tongue in cheek peek at Dunedin's historic deluge)


"Stares upstairs..

Angels’ weeing above..

Be a good chap..

Show some love bruv..

Turn off the ta...

Peace dividends - 2

...And I’d end Ukraine war in a jiffy,
It’s just that my idea’s somewhat iffy.
The natural resources
Are not for battle courses,
‘If you feel not so ill
Of it, let’s have a deal:
You give me your ...

HIDE AND SHRIEK

...A whispered shhh  hung in the air
Tall grass rustled nearby
A slight sniffy, snorty snout sound
Preceded the crinkly crunch of dry grass
Sweat slithered across my brow
A large head appeared
Vio...

Once, A Pong Of Thyme

...Once a pong of thyme
Adrift upon a gentle breeze
It’s herbal scents did find me
And it brought me to my knees

For once a pong of thyme
Inhaled by pauper or by king
Has that man an allergy
Th...

This England

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This tide of civil despair. 
This sacrificed isle.
This meandering foolish way.
This sniffy institute of lies.
This backward way forwards.
This conceited entitlement.
This insanity in livin...

Lost In the Reflection

...Written: September 08, 2023
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In a realm where reason goes astray,
Where nonexistent boundaries sway,
Lines avoided, bou...

Petting Time

...I am a dog, a pup no longer
I huff and puff
just a push-over lover;
fuzzy and floppy
my soul a place for muddy paws
and sniffy tingles.
Your feline purrs
have groomed my hairs
and your belly ...

The Throne In Heaven

...I heard it from a good source that there ARE toilets in heaven 
they are  called thrones and you must be pure to sit on one 
When you do your BM it quickly turns gold, like the sun
aromati...

This Insanity In Living Sight

...This tide of civil despair, this sacrificed isle.
This meandering foolish way.
This sniffy institute of lies.
This backward way forwards.
This conceited entitlement.
This insanity in living sigh...

Alone In Darkness

...Sniffy eyes sleep in derived 
She sits and cries up all day 
Alone in the darkness, and no one can see me 
There’s nothing left inside me 

I shout abd scream but nobody 
See’s nor hear me. 
M...

Far From City Life

...Far From City Life 

      Far from squabble of snobbish sniffy people
      I wish to visit a wild country
      where loud amusement has no entry to disturb
      simple innocent naive populac...

Wild Nature

...WILD NATURE

         Far from squabble of snobbish sniffy people
         I wish to visit a wild country
        where loud amusement has no entry to disturb
        simple innocent naive popul...

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