Sloppy Poems - Poems about Sloppy

a lopsided asymmetrical haircut is the one for me I want my bangs cut into fierce dagger points straight across and even is boring and bland I am an artist; I like messy, sloppy, haphazard stuff these ways suit...Read the rest...

sloppy flimflam man selling inferior wares hes run out of town...Read the rest...

the writer’s words were shoddy slipshod, shabby, sloppy, sleazy but many readers liked his style his work was elevated by his followers who bought everything that he wrote enjoying it, because they understood it not connoisseurs of literature, but appreciators of familiar,...Read the rest...

The birthday cake melted into a sloppy pile Making the old lady give up a rare toothless smile She had told the baker to add starch which he would not do Now the sloppy birthday cake was a...Read the rest...

What version do you believe? The story morphs with each phone ring; Rumors are my biggest pet peeve; Have you decided who the villain is yet? Be skeptical of the intel you receive it could have no...Read the rest...

Ate a sandwich with tomato sauce my shirt left stained with a crisscross; Noticed it after the fact no way to put on an act; Sloppy girls gorge food like a boss....Read the rest...

(Parody of Hickory Dickory Dock) Sloppy, slippery rock The boy ran up the rock. The rock shook once. The boy ran down. Sloppy, slippery rock Sloppy, slippery rock The boy ran up the rock. The rock shook twice. The boy ran down. Sloppy, slippery rock Sloppy,...Read the rest...

There is hope beyond the words Spoken by hearts, afraid and lost In the silent thoughts, the darkness Where doubts cast clouds, shadows Across the sun’s reflections, prayers For sweetest faith restored, the open door To light that silences the turbulence Of...Read the rest...

Sloppy Santa spent his Christmas jolly Until in folly he sat on holly Yet Old Saint Nick laughed like a loon. Bright eyes twinkling, his cap did doff Watching a rich eggnog run off With his dear sweet hot...Read the rest...

When Mr. Joseph Biden talks, he fumbles and stumbles Voters who follow him are starting to grumble Biden seems hopeless, a real no-go Time to label him: 'Sloppy Joe'...Read the rest...

wine, dine & sixty nine she was dressed to impress that night sporting long vicious hanging fangs that fright we came this far not to turn back now cooling at the bar then chilling in...Read the rest...

Chicken is nice But I enjoy something with a little more spice I looked at my head and I looked at my toe I thought, "Dang I need myself a sloppy joe" I went to Mcdonalds but all they...Read the rest...

All one desires is A spoonful of love Sealed with a burning Hot sloppy kiss!...Read the rest...

One might think I've gone crazy, Sure because I act loony. This is far from being lazy T'is neither piquant nor funny. Why reminisce on the life of a friend? When he is out to strife for his...Read the rest...

Salami, Pastrami; or Provolone, " Oh , Pepperoni, I Don't Know." A Cream~Cheese Delight Disaster Knowing My Mind Has Just Went, Bubble~Gum. Dog gone it!!!...Read the rest...