Sloppy Joe

Chicken is nice But I enjoy something with a little more spice I looked at my head and I looked at my toe I thought, "Dang I need myself a sloppy joe" I went to Mcdonalds but all they have are burgers and fries I wanted to leave but I really hate goodbyes They came to take my order and I yelled, "I'll just take a sloppy" They got a menu and went and made a copy They told me they didn't have that here So I just told them to bring me out a beer They then said they also didn't have that dear And I told her that she better stop being a ***** So finally after an hour of complaining I left because it was getting a little draining So I went home to bake my own dang joe I couldn't find any meat so I cooked an old dang crow Finally I got to eat A sloppy joe is the best kind of meat