Best Sloppy Poems

 One might think I've gone crazy,
Sure because I act loony.
This is far from being lazy
T'is neither piquant nor funny.
 

Why reminisce on the life of a friend?
When he is out to strife for his ends,
I doubt that he ever remember,
That we once shared a...

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Chicken is nice
But I enjoy something with a little more spice
I looked at my head and I looked at my toe
I thought, "Dang I need myself a sloppy joe"
I went to Mcdonalds but all they have are burgers and fries
I wanted to leave but I...

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Sloppy Joe
My messy surprise
They didn't know
Or didn't realize

What was in store
For they're meal today
It was not a bore
Like the sunshine ray

It would be such a joy
To see their faces
Like a kid with a new toy
To get all over places

It would be quite a mess
Give me...

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Salami, Pastrami; or Provolone,
" Oh , Pepperoni, I Don't Know."
A Cream~Cheese Delight Disaster
Knowing My Mind Has Just Went,
Bubble~Gum. Dog gone it!!!...

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(Parody of Hickory Dickory Dock)

Sloppy, slippery rock
The boy ran up the rock.
The rock shook once.
The boy ran down.
Sloppy, slippery rock

Sloppy, slippery rock
The boy ran up the rock.
The rock shook twice.
The boy ran down.
Sloppy, slippery rock

Sloppy, slippery rock
The boy ran up the rock.
The rock shook thrice.
The...

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For the break.fast at hand,
So that I'll understand,
He makes me a sloppy jo.
... ug. So over I rolled.


She nibbles at JO,
waves g’morning to MO…

Mmmm.
A tasty treat, made so sweet,
I’m glad, one of us can cook…
First it was Sweez, now it’s Swowz…
I politely, normally don’t eat...

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and the whole time that the big family meal had been going on
sister went to pass the bowl of Manwich, but brother, being the
vegetarian now (having changed so since leaving the nest to college)
shook his head slowly with food in his mouth (salted baby Yukon...

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All one desires is
A spoonful of love
Sealed with a burning
Hot sloppy kiss!...

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When Mr. Joseph Biden talks, he fumbles and stumbles
Voters who follow him are starting to grumble
   Biden seems hopeless, a real no-go
   Time to label him: 'Sloppy Joe'...

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a lopsided asymmetrical haircut is the one for me
I want my bangs cut into fierce dagger points
straight across and even is boring and bland

I am an artist; I like messy, sloppy, haphazard stuff
these ways suit me fine
in my dress, my surroundings and my man....

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wine, dine & sixty nine
 she was dressed to impress that night

 sporting long vicious hanging fangs that fright
 we came this far not to turn back now

 cooling at the bar then chilling in my car
 soup up body kit & a hot bod...

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The birthday cake melted into a sloppy pile
Making the old lady give up a rare toothless smile
She had told the baker to add starch which he would not do
Now the sloppy birthday cake was a river of goo...

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What version do you believe? 
The story morphs with each phone ring;
Rumors are my biggest pet peeve;
Have you decided who the villain is yet? 
Be skeptical of the intel you receive 
it could have no basis in truth;
Misinformation is hard to conceive 
desperate to trust...

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There is hope beyond the words
Spoken by hearts, afraid and lost
In the silent thoughts, the darkness
Where doubts cast clouds, shadows
Across the sun’s reflections, prayers
For sweetest faith restored, the open door
To light that silences the turbulence
Of a past filled with grief and regret
Shame that sucks out...

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Sloppy Santa spent his Christmas jolly 
Until in folly he sat on holly
Yet Old Saint Nick laughed like a loon.
Bright eyes twinkling, his cap did doff
Watching a rich eggnog run off
With his dear sweet hot cross bun, soon
To a damp honeymoon spittoon.
Santa saw it, please...

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