Short Sloppy Poems
Short Sloppy Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Sloppy by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Sloppy by length and keyword.
I'll go
and make
a cuppa
tea,coffee or soup
my sloppy joe
daggy trackie dacks and slippers
that's my
fix me upper.
I wish I could be gay man neat and tidy,
instead of straight man disorganized and sloppy.
- Was the above incorrect politically?
November will cry,
Leaves will fall like sloppy tears.
The loss of a rose.
Yet there are more awaiting,
Crumbling in that dark garden.
Baby love, baby love
Wearing on his head a big glove
Baby love, baby love
Is a very sloppy eater
Baby love, baby love
And sometimes is neater
Form:
Light my fire...
Kiss
my cheek
close my eyes
wet sloppy tongue
ACK!
inspired by the Light my fire
Lanterne contest by Brian Strand
Humanity so loved the poppy
That it made a chemical copy
But God knows what we need
And it isn't more weed
Which seems to make everyone sloppy!
Jack Frost coughs he feels ill
And kinda off more than a chill
Jack Daniel’s introduced
No longer has the flu
Head spins sloppy drunk with thrill
Salami, Pastrami; or Provolone,
" Oh , Pepperoni, I Don't Know."
A Cream~Cheese Delight Disaster
Knowing My Mind Has Just Went,
Bubble~Gum. Dog gone it!!!
He wanted whole wheat not rye
The sloppy sandwich made him cry
He knocks the plate on the floor
Then decides to order more
His sandwich was extremely dry
Passion's sloppy.
My kiss might be a lick.
Come in slowly.
My tongue out for a wick.
Nestle with me.
Our tender grip.
Hold on tightly.
Our tongues go slip.
Should See Selfie He Took
You should see selfie he took:
Could it be that he is a crook;
We know why;
On sloppy sly;
About Trump must write a book.
Jim Horn
Ate a sandwich with tomato sauce
my shirt left stained with a crisscross;
Noticed it after the fact
no way to put on an act;
Sloppy girls gorge food like a boss.
No yard complete without a trampoline
Ebullient leaps sloppy and pristine
Gloomy weather turned upbeat
Mesh giving way to bare feet
A vision as sweet as a jellybean
November sidewalks unsightly grow
Leaves mingling, sloppy with slush and snow
Where dandelions bloomed between cement cracks
Now pray bugs that warmth come back
When Mr. Joseph Biden talks, he fumbles and stumbles
Voters who follow him are starting to grumble
Biden seems hopeless, a real no-go
Time to label him: 'Sloppy Joe'
There was a CEO with but one failing
He drank himself sloppy when sailing.
He had three shots at dawn
And drank the whole day long.
Cleaning his yacht took hours of bailing.
In the countryside I found a poppy
Hints of romance, I felt a bit soppy
I thoughts of my lover
Then watched a cow smother
That poppy in stuff warm and sloppy
Cacao kisses caress the cheek
cocoa nails, polished feet
Chocolate cake, hot and rich
Fudge syrup, sloppy kiss
Truffle lotion oh so edible
chocolate makes everything sweeter
I went to the Zoo and saw an Okapi,
Unlike the Hare, he did no hippity-hoppy.
But, like his cousin the Giraffe,
It truly had to make me laugh,
Its long tongue kept its ears from getting sloppy.
dull blue bucket hat
green t-shirt that needs washing
sloppy camo pants
youthful beach comber
resting in the gritty sand
enjoying the sea
a panhandler
not intentionally
youthfully excited
she dreamed of sleep during a silent sloppy day
a thousand teensy fluffy sheep came by to stay
they jumped into her dreamland, showing her the way
to dream the best dreams; her name was Cousin May.
who is happier to greet me
than my handsome dog
ears flat back
brown eyes grinning
offering shoes as gifts
what better welcome
than unconditional love
and sloppy kisses
the dog dance of welcome
Form:
Trump Produce Much Fear
Fire and fury will produce much fear,
In vicinity of hell or you may be near;
Remember of course;
Fury was a fine horse;
Be careful if Trump is a sloppy skier.
Jim Horn
The dew on the window is frosty
My vision foggy
My body groggy
Speech is sloppy
Feeling like a zombie
Man still have to stop at the potty
Before I can get to my coffee
3/27/2017
The birthday cake melted into a sloppy pile
Making the old lady give up a rare toothless smile
She had told the baker to add starch which he would not do
Now the sloppy birthday cake was a river of goo