Short Sloppy Poems

All one desires is
A spoonful of love
Sealed with a burning
Hot sloppy kiss!...

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the sky was dark and gloomy,
the air was damp and raw,
the streets were wet and sloppy
as was everyrthing i saw...

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I'll go
and make
a cuppa
tea,coffee or soup
my sloppy joe
daggy trackie dacks and slippers
that's my
fix me upper....

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I wish I could be gay man neat and tidy,
instead of straight man disorganized and sloppy.

- Was the above incorrect politically?...

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November will cry,
Leaves will fall like sloppy tears.
The loss of a rose.
Yet there are more awaiting,
Crumbling in that dark garden....

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Baby love, baby love
Wearing on his head a big glove
Baby love, baby love
Is a very sloppy eater
Baby love, baby love
And sometimes is neater...

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Light my fire...

Kiss
my cheek
close my eyes
wet sloppy tongue
ACK!



inspired by the Light my fire 
Lanterne contest by Brian Strand...

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Humanity so loved the poppy
That it made a chemical copy
But God knows what we need
And it isn't more weed
Which seems to make everyone sloppy!...

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Salami, Pastrami; or Provolone,
" Oh , Pepperoni, I Don't Know."
A Cream~Cheese Delight Disaster
Knowing My Mind Has Just Went,
Bubble~Gum. Dog gone it!!!...

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He wanted whole wheat not rye
The sloppy sandwich made him cry
He knocks the plate on the floor
Then decides to order more
His sandwich was extremely dry...

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Victory looms for the struggle to bask
overwhelming joy, someone will ask
happy moves to copy
the quest is now sloppy
as glory shines from a completed task....

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Passion's sloppy.
My kiss might be a lick.
Come in slowly.
My tongue out for a wick.

Nestle with me.
Our tender grip.
Hold on tightly.
Our tongues go slip....

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Should See Selfie He Took

You should see selfie he took:
Could it be that he is a crook;
We know why;
On sloppy sly;
About Trump must write a book.

Jim Horn...

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Ate a sandwich with tomato sauce
my shirt left stained with a crisscross;
Noticed it after the fact 
no way to put on an act;
Sloppy girls gorge food like a boss....

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No yard complete without a trampoline
Ebullient leaps sloppy and pristine
Gloomy weather turned upbeat
Mesh giving way to bare feet
A vision as sweet as a jellybean...

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November sidewalks unsightly grow
   Leaves mingling, sloppy with slush and snow
Where dandelions bloomed between cement cracks
   Now pray bugs that warmth come back...

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When Mr. Joseph Biden talks, he fumbles and stumbles
Voters who follow him are starting to grumble
   Biden seems hopeless, a real no-go
   Time to label him: 'Sloppy Joe'...

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There was a CEO with but one failing
He drank himself sloppy when sailing.
He had three shots at dawn
And drank the whole day long.
Cleaning his yacht took hours of bailing....

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In the countryside I found a poppy
Hints of romance, I felt a bit soppy
I thoughts of my lover
Then watched a cow smother
That poppy in stuff warm and sloppy...

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Cacao kisses caress the cheek
cocoa nails, polished feet

Chocolate cake, hot and rich 
Fudge syrup, sloppy kiss 

Truffle lotion oh so edible 
chocolate makes everything sweeter...

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I went to the Zoo and saw an Okapi,
Unlike the Hare, he did no hippity-hoppy.
But, like his cousin the Giraffe,
It truly had to make me laugh,
Its long tongue kept its ears from getting sloppy....

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she dreamed of sleep during a silent sloppy day
a thousand teensy fluffy sheep came by to stay
they jumped into her dreamland, showing her the way
to dream the best dreams; her name was Cousin May....

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who is happier to greet me
than my handsome dog
ears flat back
brown eyes grinning
offering shoes as gifts
what better welcome
than unconditional love
and sloppy kisses
the dog dance of welcome...

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Trump Produce Much Fear

Fire and fury will produce much fear,
In vicinity of hell or you may be near;
Remember of course;
Fury was a fine horse;
Be careful if Trump is a sloppy skier.

Jim Horn...

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The dew on the window is frosty
My vision foggy
My body groggy
Speech is sloppy
Feeling like a zombie
Man still have to stop at the potty
Before I can get to my coffee

3/27/2017...

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