Skittle Poems - Poems about Skittle

Call it Bazball or just Test Cricket

...We knew from the get go after Brendon accepted the call…jettisoned old school for new cool..the Kiwi on the balcony who looks like he’s smoked some bud..having a kip..let slip..quick to quip..almost ...

Moms boy

...Why are you so so harsh?
You scream at your sister: ,,Don't try to be someone large!"
You remember me of children crying and run away even though their parents are in a rush.
You have these green ...

The Penknob Kid

...PENKNOB: Is our household word that my kids euphemistically created of the two phrases that I purposely refrained its actual pronunciation by slurring PENKNOB: Phrase #1. Hands-Off/or don'...

Tiger

...there are dew drops on my whiskers,
as I blink my eyes to greet the morn,
I rise to my feet and stretch and yawn,
and saunter down to the shallow lake,
slowly through the tall tufts of dr...

Knockout

...Knockout!
Drop the bowling ball on Putin’s head
See how the multi coloured ball
Adds another colour to its rainbow hue
Now bloody red with a bit of brains yellow
Not that Putin ever had a brain ...

A Field Day Shoe Fit For Mother Goose

...A field day shoe fit for Mother Goose
  
Fruitless effort squeezing figurative juice
Pandora called triggering 
helter skelter to get loose
necessitating Bullwinkle J. Moose
to usher at yours t...

Mother Goose Would Find Her Tail Feathers Ruffled

...Mother Goose would find her tail feathers ruffled 

Hey diddle diddle 
the cat and the fiddle
when off to see 
a crooked man and woman,
whilst cowards jumped 
over moo ving little
pair of mis...

Monster Family Stomp

...welcome to the monster family stomp
tromp slap skittle scurry trip and tromp 
were those the rats so evil and furry?
monsters are afraid of these creatures, so hurry!


I think one just bit me ...

Love In Flight

...A bird comes to tell me a story,
perched on my window sill,
it knocks on the glass to wake me up,
with its bright yellow bill!

This morning’s tale was about their love,
love as all the birds k...

Rainbow Seeds

...Rattling like Skittle packets in my hand,
seeds so miniscule will become so grand.

Bull's Blood Beets and Brandywine Tomato
begin the extensive garden rainbow.

Scarlet Nantes Carrots hide in ...

You'Re Facing a Hurdle It's Still the Same Track

...Don't think you've fallen
where no one else has fallen
don't think you're fighting
a fight no one's fought

Growing up in a world of rainbows and glitter
shielded from the stress and the strain...

Caos Rule

...skittle icicle town
abacus boot
chuckle fry stout...

Said Sinless Sermon Horn Haiku

...Said Sinless Sermon Horn Haiku

Said sinless sermon, (5)
And what we did determine, (7)
God removed vermin. (5)

James Has Been 
Beginner Sinner 
Horn

So did you either: 
Cook eggs in ski...

Rum Tum Tiddle

...Rum tum tiddle
You can fiddle
In the middle
Of the place where you piddle
In a skittle on the griddle 

Rum tum tiddle
It's a brittle little riddle
As you tell your tarradiddle
And we beat a...

Violette Contest - Odd Thoughts

...hear the happy skittle 
knows he isn't brittle
laughs at flying spittal 
from the vicars

see the sullen dancer
living fearing cancer
seldom wants an answer
always bickers

smell the Christ...

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