Short Wiz Poems

Yoda says the force running biz is
But each ER worker's a wiz
And spot it they can
The treatment right ban
Which siphons their wonderful rizz
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My buddy Andy is a real cool guy
He takes his paraglider out to fly
With photos he's a wiz
Andyland's his biz
To meat without scales he's said goodbye!...

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I smoke until my eyes bleed
And a friend I do not need
For if there was a stud
Who'd think he was a bud
Was it rather smoking weed

Track: Wiz Khalifa - Reefer Party :p...

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I never got so many responses before.
But, so far, you're knocking on the wrong door.
So I'll tell you one thing more,
The answer is virtually in the quiz,
That this old wizard claims is his...

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Woke up to take a wiz now cant fall back asleep,Oh well... at least I didnt stay asleep and 
wiz. Than this would be the oh  Crap pissed the bed post ..insteada the I cant go back to 
sleep post....

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Once again our dear Shar has succeeded in her cryptanalysis.  The answer to 
Quiz 8 was passion fruit, she came close enough with passion flower.  Once 
again our congartulations to our undefeated champion Quiz Wiz!!!...

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In stalwart meadows
stout egress, god wiz ingress
locum hope in spring 


Written: January 29, 2022

2nd Place Contest Winner


NEWNESS senryu Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Beata Agustin...

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O
Sweet earth,
You awe me.
Your daring wiz of 
Forging day and night.
How do you just do it?
Your belly of oceans and 
That breast of mountains and shorelines.
They say you were once a burning ball
Where do you really come from? I wonder.



04/06/17
Poem Type : ETHEREE...

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Incessant, scream 
of existing silence, 
Withdraws,
When watching 
The flat screen 

Vast  planes,
A flame of a lady,
Presents, her assembled
Plate, before the shinning 
Duke 

Microwave, baked beans 
pressing my tongue, to knuckle,
sip of milk, listening 
To gun fire, wiz,
On surround sound...

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How can stars be there?
I am blind in slush,flinched
From the vagrant wind
Wafting the fog's kiss
To wiz tree down the ravine
Tucked in by the fells
Where kinda moon drops
Souse eerie pebbledashed face
Of me to recoup.
  


Compose a Choka - Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Janis Thompson
07/22/2016...

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memories of subway sleep
on voyages to and from
the college castle keep
lights wiz by, I see with half closed eye,
the subway smell so unique,
like dirt, and hurt, and
something mysteriously sweet
it's hard to vocalize,
cause words would cheat
it's strange implant
it left upon my brain,
so many years ago
I wonder why,
will I ever again,
ride that train?...

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Lightbulb Road Recycle Project
Thought up by Wiz Kids
Improvement Central

Sealed lavishly by Engineers
Who were acting like 
Old-School Nay Sayers

Freshly graduated architects 
thrilled with the beauty of their sparkling masterpiece
Begged Governor to cut opening ribbon

This would put their state on the map!
Governor not as happy, after spending an extra six hours here
Replacing all four car tires...

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October 03, 2006

 

 

Awesome

 

Incredible as it may be,

And as brilliant as it is,

You are uniquely a wiz.

Looks like you and me.

 

In the winds and free.

It’s hers and it’s his.

Those two took a quiz.

Together those two see.

 

Dancing on the Moon,

Or singing to the Sun.

Their  love is too soon.

And their life just begun.

 

They are in a full bloomed blossom,

And those two together are awesome!...

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perversley an in accordance 
wae mad men a tried tae 
conterfeit ma future but 
successfully a succumed tae 
the lies of the past.In ma mair 
lucid moments a new they wir 
pure pish,if only hindsights eye 
wiz mair pronounced cause am 
distressed an dismayed it how 
easily a wiz played and 
persuaded tae believe thit two 
an two wir five,disgracefully 
and owtrageously a hiv 
complied wae the greatist of 
lies....

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They come from either side,
And there's no place to hide,
Fields of deadly fire,
Not what one would desire...

Bullets wiz past my ears,
My eyes bulging with fears,
Why'd I have to lead the charge,
In stead of refitting in the rear.

Soldiers do as they are told,
Sometimes things that
makes the heart grow cold...
Almost to the summit,
Must keep rolling on,
Till we capture the high ground,
Or until we all are gone....

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Roar of a snore
Heard it before
Intense urge to wiz
Felt the call that is
Awake too soon
So far from noon
Early to rise
A primal surprise
An annoying jolt
Stampeding down Jurassic Park
Up all night, pitch black dark
Toss and turn
Oil to burn
Seething at the snort
Restful slumber to abort
No excuse for this abuse
Ring the alarm, light a fuse
Snored awake, sleep do shake
Awful Fright, this late night
Pitch black dark
Jurassic Park...

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According to my phone, the snow 
Is set to start at one, 
Well, 70% the chance 
That it will have begun.

I look outside and wonder
Just how accurate that is.
Predictions sometimes fizzle out 
Despite a weather wiz.

Yet plans get readjusted 
And cancellations spike
All based on when predictors 
Say a storm will likely strike.

It’s probably a foolish thing 
Depending on your phone 
To figure out activities
You maybe should postpone....

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Long days,and short days,

We all must change our individual ways,

Even if we dont have a clear mind,to what it may be,

Some of us, has to hold the key,

To open a piece of the open door,

So, we can show the world,

Just how peaceful it is,

If i could only be a wiz at this,

Then we wouldnt be at such a big risk,

To take the next step,

Even if its a baby one,

We should make it,

To and from,

The bottom, all the way to the Top....

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Friends are few
Family is too

The phones aren’t ringing
But the birds are singing

I’m going back to college
And get my PhD

School is a good alternative 
To show that you’re a wiz

When it’s really all about biz

I’ll parlay this knowledge
Into dollars

The Lord is my Shepard
I shall not want

Says my Heavenly Father

In my quietness
I find self

When 
There’s
No 
One 
Else

Solitude
Is good for the soul

Undiscovered feelings
Unfold...

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On my way to use the head,
I ran into Farmer Fred.
Now I’ll be jiggered, and I be dread,
If this isn’t exactly what Fred said.
“Ah, me lad tis time to tinkle.”
“Inevitable consequence of the beer we drinkle.”
“Now hold her steady as you wiz and trickle,
Take a good aim and try not to sprinkle.”
Then as he finished and zipped up his fly,
He gives me the famous Fred wink of the eye.
“Hurry now laddie and empty your bladdie.”
“For a wee more grog, twill make us gladdie.”...

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