Short Wench Poems

Wallowing, wading,
without water wench withers–
Wiggle wench, wiggle...

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Daunting Decision
Cigar girl…wench…Obama...
What role shall I play?

Halloween's Hall Pass
Excuse to dress like a tramp
To win a bar tab...

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I just met a wonderful wench
With nipples that pop out an inch
Although it just might
Be love at first sight
They'll certainly do in a pinch!...

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her sore dogs are barking
tavern wench rests on wine barrel
taking a break away from groping hands
sipping a bit of wine
so she can face the next hour...

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A chap with strong sexual desire
met a lass in alluring attire.
     Upon a park bench 
     he fondled the wench
watched by the park keeper, a voyeur....

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Lucy Loose was a wench unconventional
well known for doing things nonsensical.
She made a public scene
with frisky Billy Breen.
When she up and did the unmentionable....

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poise of ebony
sexy midnight negligé
supple body pose
of ballerina cambré
crescent slippers moonshine wench

11/5/2020

*wench - young woman...

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Lost in a dismal forest
Sitting on a bench
Sits a dissipating girl
A confusing wench
The two disappear
Dissolving from bottom up
Bringing a great fear

Russell Sivey

Form Seguidilla...

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The wench was eagerly thrown overboard
Why did you do that? I asked Captain McCord
That dolly said a pumpkin is an overgrown gourd
The wench sprang from the sea carrying a sword
Became the new pirate queen after slaying McCord...

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There was a one-eyed pirate named Fred
Who wanted to reform and get wed
The wench who took his measure
Had got used to the treasure
So she shivered his timbers instead

4-6-19
Contest:Pirate Themed Limerick
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin...

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Love without hope, as when smitten by a whore,
Adrift in a wild sea, away from the shore,
Trapped in a web of sham by an enchantress…
A vixen, a vamp, a wench, a seductress!




~Love without hope contest by Sara Kendrick...

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Limerick : Once a typsy Toddy-Tapper took Wench

Once a typsy Toddy-Tapper took Wench
Up coco-nut tree with monkey wrench
He pumped her full toddy
Till Wench was tight giddy
But she hung on to ? nuts with wrench.

© T. Wignesan – Paris,  2013...

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whose bliss is this

when all ye have tranquility
absorbed in meditation
as purified drops of water
are drawn into a sponge

a wild and roving gypsy girl 
this pagan wench becomes
and takes me to the byroads
where fauns and satyrs run....

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Limerick: Once a lean Lecher in his nineties

Once a lean Lecher in his nineties
Wondered if he could relive his twenties:
He went on a diet
Of French fries and cutlet:
The Wench said it felt like rigor mortis !

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2014...

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Methinks thou mayst receive mine words as false;
Her eldest daughter at a stew-house tups.
Come hither, pray - and see with thine own eyes 
We lusty knaves surround that saucy wench
To make the two backed beast.

For Lisa’s Old English Scandal contest...

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She enters the room with a horrible stench
             A terrible curse for so lovely a wench
They call her wind Mariah
          It reeks of sweet papaya 
Here’s hoping she finally learns how to clench!
  




 2/3/22
 This one's for Jan!...

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A poem

The blue flowers in the kitchen thrive 
in the shade, and fading day is welcomed
In days of pain, mortality is not an intruder 
Old battlefields have the greenest grass
bodies going back wench they came
the blue flowers in the kitchen look lovely. 
...

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"Shine my boots, wench!" Larry said
"Fetch my wine and cheese and bread!
Tidy up my murphy bed! 
Feed the hog and Mr. Ed!
Corn mash for Rhode Island Red!
Why look so gobsmacked by dread?
Did you not say I thee wed?"
"Oh, I said it, until dead"
I confessed, then bashed his head....

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A big crude demoness
                 Entered fabulous Garnet Hotel Inn
                     Juggling kettles, looting money
                  Netting oodles, precocious quagmire, 
                 Respite-- she thankfully undressed--
            Voluptuous wench, XXX yodeling, zonked....

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Standing there
Arms outstretched
The haggard pasty washed up
Kewpie doll
Of a soon to be ex
Awaited his oxytocin fix

As the dutiful wench
Swallowed the stench
Of his distillery fermented fat
She thought 

This puts the retch in wretched

And that was that
A good sense of humour
Is only embraced so far



5.31.2020...

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who is this red haired green eyed witch
invading all my dreams
to set my inner self a twitch 
is nothing as it seems
as freckles rush to crowd in clefts
I know of truer lips I’ve kissed
and dare not touch else be bereft
whence came this wench
to cause this wrench
I swear my needs have been mistook
they sent me Lady Look...

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And here is my greatest planter of all,
Said the weird old lady with hat so tall.
It was the most disgusting thing I’d ever seen.
A creepy old doll head planter. Kind of mean.

What about her body? I asked the wench.
I guess that was already heaven sent.
I did not have the heart to tell,
That bodies go neither to heaven or hell....

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She is so sweet to me
Her lovely lullabies are my fix
An angel on earth she is
With her voice she could break the lunar love
She is my muse

But where did she go
My angelic-gothic queen
A siren has fell
What is left to take her place
A wench from the south
Such a terrible fate for her band of legends 

Tristania has surely died...

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There was a young Scots lass named Lilt
Who wondered, “What’s under Mac’s kilt?”
She asked him politely,
He answered contritely,
“It used to be braw but it’s wilt”.

There was a young Scotsman named Vin,
A wench tossed a coin with a grin.
He hoisted his kilt,
Said,  "Keep yer wee gilt -
I forgaw ma knickers agin!"

March 8, 2021...

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Creation
Between life and death
What is our destination?
Leave it to imagination
Stories unravel
Buried me in the gravel
Got to travel
Admist the worms and mud
Thud
Coffin lid creaks shut
In the underworld
Two years pass
What a stench!
A ruthless little wench
Disrupted my decay
To my dismay
Dug me up
Pried me open
All for three 
Gold teeth....

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