Short Wal Poems

Majesty and honor-
Majesty and honor God manners!...

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It is where you shop

everything is up for grabs

time everlasting

low prices are the key there

Sam knew what we all wanted...

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Obama, Obama he's our leader
He's not much more than a Wal-mart greeter
Though he didn't understand
Tea Party gave him a hand
Lost the House and it couldn't be sweeter...

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Went to Wal-Mart to buy a Christmas ham
All I could find was a giant traffic jam
Near the toys__decorations
By my calculations
Come day after Christmas, dumpsters see cram...

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you the hope
this is no joke 
some stood tall
beat down on the wal
so you wouldn't fall
they set light
for better day its was a fights
that's
THIS WAS'T A DREAM
WHAT RIGHTS DO AND MEAN...

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newborn puppy wanted to go to Wal-mart too
he was happy at first, but then his nap came due
he wanted his blue blankie, his bottle and his bed.
but he ended up too stimulated to sleep instead....

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newborn puppy wanted to go to Wal-mart too
he was happy at first, but then his nap came due
he wanted his blue blankie, his bottle and his bed.
but he ended up too stimulated to sleep instead....

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Wal-Mart has removed its door greeters,
Replacing them with purchase eyes
Grabbing receipts at exits
Waving them like white flags
Yes, they paid! They paid! 
You may pass; thanks!
Do the dance,
Pappy,
lol!...

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Limerick : Once a shocking Norseman crowned Viking

Once a shocking Norseman crowned Viking
Took his flaxen men on an ice outing
They lusted for fat Finns
Knocked walrus and dolphins
Why Arctic now with Vi-wal-phins seething.

© T. Wignesan – Paris,  2013...

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I, too, hear America singing,
As my flip-flops
Cruise the Wal-Mart aisles.
A fast-approaching wind
Drives me in to shop.
I smell the heat-rush
Of the hotdog vendor--
Clothing, mustard and relish.
Carts flash.
Soda crackles.
Purses snap.
Nothing's lost on me....

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He stood erect.
I don't know
if he would have kissed his mate
     or patted his childrens' heads
when he set out from camp
     to procure food.
But they were happy
when he returned provisioned.
I bought him rice and tuna at Wal-Mart.
This is homelessness today....

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Have Been Known To Come Back Again

Are probably wondering where I have been;
I finally have returned  and am back again;
So shall delight; 
More poems write,
On plenty of paper with a magnificent pen.

Jim Horn

Use a cheap composition book
that I bought at Wal-Mart nearby....

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Beginning voyage.
Cruel taunts of repeating meditate,
"Do I really have it?"
Finding out?
Step forth in the knowing.
Just a few dollars away,
Writing supplies at any Wal-Mart.
Heart?
Closed,
It only a pipe dream coming to a now end.
Opened,
Most definitely in the poetry journey-...

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I wanted to buy Walmart stock
My husband said it was a bad deal
It would never increase in value
I had a different idea, but he is the financial genius
So I backed down
And watched it rise up and up and up and up and up
I am still watching it rise up
But I keep my mouth shut about it...

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I was at the local Wal-mart

Where someone sneezed, along with a fart.

At first I was stunned.

Then, I started to run,

and stumbled over my cart.


I knew the germs were in the air,

and that I was getting my fair share.

So, I accepted my fate,

to sit grimly and wait,

armed with chicken soup and a prayer....

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Boy told mom name brand he wanted to wear 
Gucci, Tommy Hilfiger, Nike air 
They are all the fashion rage. 
When you earn a hefty wage 
Wal-Mart breeches and shirt is what we'll spare.

12/24/2020

Trademark~~Quintain Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Sara Kendrick

used How Many Syllable   10  10  7  7  10...

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Ol' Roy spoke right up without a care
So "Ceasar's" could plainly hear
"There is some ghastly stink over there
Where all those fish live my dear."

Well Goldie tried to  hush him by saying
"It is not coming from our corner
But at the garden center on open displaying
Cow Manure with a scent that is an awakener"...

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Today as any day,
No more, No less.
Programmed obliqueness.
Awakening,
Shower to clean,
Breakfast to UN-fast.
PC and Poetry, for the mind,
Wal-Mart to refurbish,
Then we dine.
PBS,
PC and Poetry,
Card game and munch.
Supper,
TV,
Then, bedtime.
Today as any day,
No more, No less,
Scheduled obliqueness.
Silently, more or less....

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This small town
With all your idiosyncrasies
Change is already here
What's a small town to do?

Urban sprawl is gonna get ya
What are you going to do
When all the small town charm
Has been sold out of you?

No more vast corn strips
Instead it's, "Welcome to Wal-Mart!"
No more open airstrips
The next problem, "Where to put another Starbucks?"...

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just don't understand
how a place called yogo yoga
got so corporate

and what about all 
of those healthy product line
companies selling

out to the big guys
and yet prices never dropped
to be in line with

their everyday crap
Wal-martians each and every
one of them making the 

BIG deal with no care
for the folks that put them there
what happened to us?...

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I like getting up insanely early
Why people ask me?
Because I love going to Wal-Mart when there are no shoppers.
It is Covid.
Wal-Mart is locked.

No problem.
I go to the bakery.
A sign says “closed; cannot afford to pay hourly wage.”

Okay.
What about a pharmacy?
A sign on the door says
“Computers down. Come by later.”

Okay, maybe getting up early is not working out today....

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Fresh opened plastic,
  unstretched elastic.
Crew cut, solid white.
  Knee high, gray on white.
Wal-mart bag, home that night.
  Days go by, what a sight.
Wash the socks from the box,
  dry them now, match them up.
Not too long to realize
  something's up.
I search and search,
  then give up.
Crew cut solid white,
  gray on white, knee high.
My head goes back,
  out comes a sigh....

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Several weeks of flirting,
Two back massages,
Asking for a date,
Trip to dinner and Wal-Mart,
Sneak of a kiss over shoulder,
Asking for a second date,
Several dating times,
More kisses and hugs,
Flowers on birthday,
Remembering date of first date,
Valentines Day flowers,
Special poem for her,
Asking for hand
Wedding day,
Remembering special dates,
Saying those words,
I love you!
(Forever)...

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Vanilla Honey Sugar Scrub

Aromatherapy of smelling vanilla honey sugar scrub is so relaxing!

I picked up on when I got my toenails done at Classy Nails

Then I saw me some at Wal-Mart and grabbed it

By the way do many use a bar of soap nowadays?

I like Irish Spring

It makes me want to sing in the shower

But I'm only 6% Irish

Yet, sugar I'm a while lot of vanilla honey!

Susannah Mills...

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Help the Needy

By Elton Camp

You see them standing outside the door
Often at your favorite Wal-Mart store

Donations they ask that you give 
So others a better life can live

Cancer fund, heart fund all are there
In the hope that customers will care

But the last time I went there to shop
The fund raising made my jaw drop

It was for Wal-Mart employees in need
Low wages created by corporate greed...

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