Christopher Bunton Poet Limerick

At the Wal-Mart

I was at the local Wal-mart

Where someone sneezed, along with a fart.

At first I was stunned.

Then, I started to run,

and stumbled over my cart.


I knew the germs were in the air,

and that I was getting my fair share.

So, I accepted my fate,

to sit grimly and wait,

armed with chicken soup and a prayer.

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Robert Pettit January 7, 2012 at 8:37 PM Who knows who you may encounter at Wal-Mart these days. This is a good humorous double limerick. Christopher Bunton January 8, 2012 at 11:54 AM Thank you!

Andrea Dietrich January 3, 2012 at 10:57 PM hahaha. this one was sure funny, Christopher. Hope you do well in the contest! Christopher Bunton January 4, 2012 at 3:39 PM Thank you! I removed it from the contest because it's 2 limericks instead of one.

Natalie The Rogue Rhymer January 3, 2012 at 4:39 PM Chris-What a lovely witty limerick! Nice!!! Christopher Bunton January 3, 2012 at 8:04 PM Thank You!!

Dan Kearley January 3, 2012 at 3:32 PM Ha ha ha ha I love it! :-) Christopher Bunton January 3, 2012 at 8:03 PM Thank you!