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At the Wal-Mart

I was at the local Wal-mart Where someone sneezed, along with a fart. At first I was stunned. Then, I started to run, and stumbled over my cart. I knew the germs were in the air, and that I was getting my fair share. So, I accepted my fate, to sit grimly and wait, armed with chicken soup and a prayer.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




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Date: 1/7/2012 8:37:00 PM
Who knows who you may encounter at Wal-Mart these days. This is a good humorous double limerick.
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Christopher Bunton
Date: 1/8/2012 11:54:00 AM
Thank you!
Date: 1/3/2012 10:57:00 PM
hahaha. this one was sure funny, Christopher. Hope you do well in the contest!
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Christopher Bunton
Date: 1/4/2012 3:39:00 PM
Thank you! I removed it from the contest because it's 2 limericks instead of one.
Date: 1/3/2012 4:39:00 PM
Chris-What a lovely witty limerick! Nice!!!
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Christopher Bunton
Date: 1/3/2012 8:04:00 PM
Thank You!!
Date: 1/3/2012 3:32:00 PM
Ha ha ha ha I love it! :-)
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Christopher Bunton
Date: 1/3/2012 8:03:00 PM
Thank you!

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