Viagra Is the Pill For Me

Viagra is the pill for me
Two minutes and I’m hung like a tree
With me gland 
In me hand
Oh boy six hour of yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! 

*me poor pecker*

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 6/16/2011 9:40:00 AM
Your poor pecker sure is a wrecker, how neat the smile felt without guile. LOL
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Date: 4/27/2011 5:54:00 PM
lol
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Date: 1/21/2011 9:49:00 AM
Another one very funny. Gives those lines 3 and 4 a shot of Viagra. they need to be at least one meter "foot" longer. hahha. LUv, Andrea
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Date: 1/18/2011 4:32:00 AM
LOL! Great limerick. Good luck in the contest. KC
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Date: 1/16/2011 4:02:00 PM
very amazing write, Sydney
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Date: 1/16/2011 11:39:00 AM
Yikes, so you only need one hand then? lol sorry I just could not help myself you left that door open Mr. Hall :) love WNN
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Date: 1/16/2011 9:36:00 AM
Sydney, Sydney Sydney LOL fix line 5![and you better not laugh into a choirus of my ding a ling!]
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Date: 1/16/2011 8:55:00 AM
hohoho, sydney.. you " sustained" this piece with astounding humor..:) nette
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Date: 1/15/2011 11:24:00 PM
Good one, Sidney. Was this a "hard" one to do? heehee.
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Date: 1/15/2011 9:33:00 PM
Sidney this presents an interesting picture ..and I cannot stop laughing luv.. yippee is right.. good luck in the contest... perfect one and should be a chart topper my friend...
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Date: 1/15/2011 8:47:00 PM
good luck in the contest
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Date: 1/15/2011 8:39:00 PM
all i'm gonna say is lol... and yippeee for you...p.d.
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