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Straight Talking

Just go brush your teeth his wife said
He used viagra gel instead
He stuck out his tongue
And felt a bit dumb
His wife said hey you, come to bed

Copyright © Terry Flood | Year Posted 2021

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April 27, 2021 at 7:52 PM

Damn! This is more than straight talking.. She said "pull your pants," he did without hesitation and then she said "pull them back up," and he still obeyed, but with some frustration. Nice write.

April 28, 2021 at 12:00 AM

Thanks Funom. Terry

April 21, 2021 at 11:53 AM

And come she did! Aloha! Rico

April 21, 2021 at 12:20 PM

A gentleman never tells ;-) cheers Rico. Terry

Darlene De Beaulieu

April 21, 2021 at 11:03 AM

Hello Terry Flood, LOL. You made my day brighter. Enjoy your day my friend.

Darlene De Beaulieu

April 21, 2021 at 3:38 PM

Yes I did enjoy this poem. Enjoy your evening my friend.

April 21, 2021 at 11:40 AM

Hi Darlene. So glad you enjoyed. Terry

April 21, 2021 at 11:34 AM

Hi Darlene. So glad you enjoyed. Terry

April 21, 2021 at 10:27 AM

I read this earlier and couldnt comment I am still giggling, and the title is superb along with the poem:-) hugs jan xx

April 21, 2021 at 11:36 AM

Thanks Jan. Glad to see you’ve got your voice back. Glad you enjoyed. Terry

L Milton Hankins

April 21, 2021 at 8:47 AM

LOL. Good one!

April 21, 2021 at 11:38 AM

Thanks ‘L’. Terry

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

April 21, 2021 at 7:33 AM

LOL!!! ;D,

April 21, 2021 at 11:39 AM

Thank you Maureen. Terry

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