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A Hard Pill To Swallow

There was a thrill seeker named Biff
 Who got married on a cliff
 Honeymooned  in Niagra
 Overdosed on Viagra
 Now the poor fella's  a stiff

 4-27-2015

funnylimerick

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Andrea Dietrich

May 1, 2015 at 10:44 PM

Limericks can be HARD (your reply to me below). OH you crack me up!!!

Casarah Nance

April 30, 2015 at 5:32 PM

Haha Oh my goodness fun-ny grats on your win!

Judy Konos

April 30, 2015 at 9:20 AM

You have no idea! My ER friend came bursting through my front door bent over laughing, "We've been working on him for four hours and we still can't get it to go down, my shift ended so that's all I know at this time!"

Joseph May

April 30, 2015 at 11:20 AM

Keep working hard on him Judy...

Andrea Dietrich

April 29, 2015 at 11:13 PM

JOseph this was the very best of the "naughty" limericks. I Just loved it. Congrats.

Joseph May

April 30, 2015 at 11:23 AM

Thank you Andrea...limericks can be hard

John Lawless

April 29, 2015 at 10:38 PM

Very nicely done....a little goes a long way.

Joseph May

April 30, 2015 at 11:23 AM

He had to rise to the occasion

Eve Roper

April 29, 2015 at 6:59 PM

Hahaha.... Funny! Congratulations on your wonderful win a 7:~)

Joseph May

April 30, 2015 at 11:30 AM

Thanks Eve

Tim Smith

April 29, 2015 at 5:35 PM

Congrats Tim

Joseph May

April 30, 2015 at 11:30 AM

Thanks Tim

Skat A

April 29, 2015 at 5:25 PM

JOSEPH, Congratulations...... SKAT LOVE

Poet Destroyer A

April 29, 2015 at 4:53 PM

Joseph, Congratulations on your awesome Limerick Win.... LINDA

Joseph May

April 30, 2015 at 11:31 AM

Thanks Linda

Robert Stoner Jr

April 29, 2015 at 4:08 PM

very clever limerick Joseph too funny, lol

Joseph May

April 30, 2015 at 11:32 AM

Thanks Robert

Sandra Haight

April 29, 2015 at 4:05 PM

Ha Ha, Joseph! A really good one! Congrats on your nice win! Sandra

Jan Allison

April 29, 2015 at 3:49 PM

Simply hilarious Joseph!!! Many congrats on your 1st place in my first contest:-) Hugs jan xx

Robert Johnson

April 29, 2015 at 11:56 AM

Clever, clever, clever. From the title to the tragic last endeavor.

Sara Kendrick

April 29, 2015 at 8:03 AM

Poor Biff..Reads like a winner to me..Way to go ..Thanks for stopping by..Sara

Andrea Dietrich

April 28, 2015 at 4:45 PM

BTW, I am not sure if Jan was insisting on equal number of syllables per lines 1, 2, 5 and for 3 and 4. In case that is true, this would be easy to revise, my friend. Just adding in an extra syllable in lines 2 and 5."fella is" (upon for on)

Andrea Dietrich

April 28, 2015 at 4:43 PM

OMG, one of the best EVER, Joseph. Now THIS is what it means to write a funny limerick.

Carolyn Devonshire

April 27, 2015 at 12:58 PM

Poor Biff! Hope he gets well...or...more flexible soon. Awesome write for the contest and I wish you success, Joseph! Jan will have a hard time judging all these great limericks. Hugs, Carolyn