Short Underpants Poems

Tanka
Philosopher general
The pride of the armed forces 
Left starched underpants 
In a woman´s hot bedroom
And lost yet another combat...

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The fancy dress theme was religious
Some went as tarts and some, vicars
Yvonne found romance
wearing men's underpants
With a vicar in frilly white knickers...

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It's been confirmed by Covid 
Remain voters are stupid 

We've vaccinated more 
than Germany + France 
will be first up out the door 
whilst they're in underpants...

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there once was a mean gang of fire ants
who crawled up the old lady's underpants
they bit her right on the rump
that caused her to run and jump
and we never knew how well she could dance...

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Britainers have no idea of distance
Ontario to B.C. is just a hop, skip and a dance
About 3,000 miles
London to Aberdeen 450 miles
Holy crap, no chance to change your underpants...

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There once was a young lady from France
Who sewed Santa on her underpants
The Christmas gift that she gave
Was a memory to save
And a young man's first taste of romance

12-25-18
Contest: Bawdy Limerick
Sponsor:Tania Kitchin...

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Jan Can Can

The dance show of sultry young Jan

was given a national ban.

It was found in her dance

she wore no underpants

performing high kicks with *can-can!


Written Oct. 13, 2016 for Jan's contest!
*Pronunciation is of course American style!...

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granny sat on a mound of fire ants
who crawled right into her underpants
they bit her right on the rump
and boy did she begin to jump and bump
she wiggled and bobbed and did a funny prance
and we never even knew she could dance

Insects Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Angela Tune
01/15/22...

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Each of us have two wolves living inside us
One wants to eat burritos
and watch horror movies.

The other wants to walk about 
in its underpants all day 
snacking on cheetos between long naps. 

The wolf that thrives is the one 
who lives on with diabetes while the other
dies of a heart attack....

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Jeremy Clarkies underpants,  voluminous they’re not
They’re oh so very tiny, but Jerry thinks they’re hot
Though Jeremy appears to be, big and tough and strong
In reality he likes to wear, a silky, lacy, thong
These garments can constrict a bit and often bring a tear
But a little pain is worth it when you know you’re in top gear...

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There was a fancy snake from Paris, France
Who had a thing for lacy underpants
  He tried to put some on
  But they only slid down
They were designed for cute, pink elephants


There once was a rattler from Nairobi
Who found himself in Arizona's Gobi
  When he saw a rocket ship
  He thought he'd take a long trip
Aboard spacecraft "Obi wan-Kenobi"...

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Designer underpants are the rage
With Hanes and Joe Boxer too
Fruit of the Loom and Calvin Klein
I can name more than just a few

How about Banana Republic
Also Navy and Tommy John
They're the same but different
Try some Katz or Aussiebum on

Call them knickers, shorts, or underwear
But don't be fooled by the song and dance
What they are for, is always the same
To keep the poop off of your pants!...

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He is the baked bean tester
And he works the graveyard shift
He isn’t very fragrant
Now I think you’ve got the drift

For he’s frequently exploding
All the people call him names
And it’s ever so important
He avoids all naked flames

His underpants bear witness
Each emission leaves a blot
But they’ll be back on tomorrow
They’re the only pair he’s got

Each Friday it’s his bath night
He lies soaking, feeling snoozy
Relaxes rectal muscles
To create his own Jacuzzi...

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